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  • Moving on up

    Number of comments: 0
    I'm now blogging at MayberryMom.com. See you there! (Please?) And update your links and readers (please?) -- I would really appreciate it.

    As my son said to his friend's mother at a birthday party yesterday, "Thank you, EYEBALL!!" [...]
    Posted: May 18, 2009, 2:40pm EDT
  • When I am a mom I will never ... Oops.

    Number of comments: 16
    I thought I was almost done crossing things off the list of "things I will never allow/resort to/say when I am a parent."

    Apparently not, because my car now has stickers on the insides of four (four!) windows. Better yet, two are Sponge Bob, one is Sesame Street, and [...]
    Posted: May 14, 2009, 10:58pm EDT
  • Worse than getting your teeth cleaned

    Number of comments: 18
    Recently I had a Bad Day, of the grieving subset of Bad Days. I had to go to the dentist and I just knew there would be an awkward moment when the hygienist asked me if I'd had my baby or why I wasn't pregnant. [...]
    Posted: May 12, 2009, 2:00pm EDT
  • Merci beaucoup, Mom

    Number of comments: 3
    For this weekend's Mother's Day blog blast, Parent Bloggers Network asked for posts about what our moms have handed down to us. I have an old post that sums that up perfectly, from back when my blog was very new. Here it is, if [...]
    Posted: May 10, 2009, 10:19pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Actually, yes, I would like the chest to wear it on too.

    Number of comments: 12
    Alternate title: Mother's Day--The Low Road

    I know it is petty, but sometimes I would like a teensy bit of credit for the things I do. I bet you do them too. You know, the things that are essential to the running of the household; or maybe just' [...]
    Posted: May 10, 2009, 8:37am EDT
  • Food in the round; and what the Internet is for

    Number of comments: 6
    I loved this week's creative challenges at Hot by BlogHer. I chose to do the diet challenge:

    For this challenge, choose one day this week and photograph every bite you eat, then blog those photos. (Before you eat it, of course.) You'll not only be hyperaware of [...]
    Posted: May 07, 2009, 10:11pm EDT
  • Who's the mouthiest of them all?

    Number of comments: 4
    The Mouthy HousewivesI've been awake since before 7 a.m. It is now past 11 a.m. and I have yet to sit down to actually do any work. I've been ferrying children to school and also ferrying misplaced stuff all over my house--today was biweekly Declutter Day. [...]
    Posted: May 06, 2009, 12:07pm EDT
  • Kids in a crate

    Number of comments: 8
    After I saw this caged kids picture at Kimberly's, I had to see her two kids and raise her two with this:

    It's an outtake from our recycled fitness toys photo shoot.

    Mostly unrelated funny story: Once Jeff was flipping channels [...]
    Posted: May 05, 2009, 2:25pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • There's convenience, and then there's ... dumb.

    Number of comments: 13
    I have frequently noted here that I am no gourmet cook. I mean, the first time I roasted a chicken all by myself I bragged about it here like I had just earned three Michelin stars. But I have to feed myself and my children every [...]
    Posted: May 04, 2009, 10:21am EDT
  • Behind the scenes

    Number of comments: 1
    Over at my other place today I am sharing pictures from a photo shoot I hosted in my very own basement. Check out homemade fitness equipment (plus four cute kids. and a glimpse of me. and also a glimpse of my messy basement). [...]
    Posted: April 30, 2009, 1:42pm EDT
  • Rear view

    Number of comments: 9
    Suebob asked the other day whether we "bathe in past glory, or nakedly march into the future."

    I responded that most of the time, I am too busy with the present to spend much time on either the past or the future. I [...]
    Posted: April 29, 2009, 8:20am EDT
  • Hey, sister, soul sister

    Number of comments: 2

    Thank you, Heather!

    [...]
    Posted: April 28, 2009, 10:52am EDT
  • The eyes have it

    Number of comments: 15
    The other night while we were watching TV, a mascara commercial came on and my husband said, with equal parts incredulity and disgust, "Who wears that stuff?"

    "I do," I answered. "Pretty much every day."

    He really couldn't believe it. I didn't know whether to be flattered, or [...]
    Posted: April 27, 2009, 10:27am EDT
  • Shredded cheese

    Number of comments: 11
    Time for a shredhead update!

    Time for me to hang my head in shame and report that although I have been working out, I swear, and watching my food intake, I swear, it's, uh, not working. I've lost just a couple of pounds in almost two months of [...]
    Posted: April 24, 2009, 1:52pm EDT
  • Clearly the child should have her own blog

    Number of comments: 14

    When I went on a trip to Urbana illanou. My uncal said my hol famliy cood see a huge mashing called Shop Bot work.
    In orter to make it work my ant Amy, hoo is an artist, and I [...]
    Posted: April 22, 2009, 12:04pm EDT
  • Enough to send the very best

    Number of comments: 15
    Scene: The locker room at the Y, one of my very favorite places evar.

    OPIE: Do Crocs care?

    ME: Do they care? About what?

    OPIE: No! Do they care!

    ME: Um. About what? Do Crocs care ... about what?

    OPIE: NO! Do. Crocs. care. [...]
    Posted: April 20, 2009, 10:41am EDT
  • Minor league Mayberry

    Number of comments: 14
    We observed the first Monday of "spring" break with a minor league baseball game. If you've never done this with your kids, it's totally worth it even if you have less than zero interest in baseball (as I do). It's way easier than a major league game, in terms of' [...]
    Posted: April 15, 2009, 11:24am EDT
  • Packed up and ready to go

    Number of comments: 7

    We won't be leaving for my brother's place for a few days, but yesterday Opie packed a bag. Stuffed it, actually: "So I'll have choices, Mommy." Here is what he wants to bring:
    2 pairs shorts (how optimistic)1 pair pants (also optimistic, given the limited success of potty training thus' [...]

    Posted: April 14, 2009, 2:26pm EDT
  • Easter morning bedhead

    Number of comments: 7
    If you're looking for charming Easter pictures of my shiny-haired children (and why would you be unless you are my mother), move along. They both had the rattiest, sticky-uppiest, messiest cases of bedhead this morning. Jo's was reasonably decent by the time we went to church, [...]
    Posted: April 12, 2009, 9:39pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Wordless Wednesday: Roll with it, baby

    Number of comments: 7

    The only decent picture from the roller rink party, and it's not even of the birthday child. ' [...]
    Posted: April 08, 2009, 7:10pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Gossip girl's birthday party roundup

    Number of comments: 12
    If you don't like gossip, you can skip this one (I'll probably delete it in a few days). If you're in more of a Dorothy Parker mood and would like to sit by someone who doesn't have anything nice to say, stick around.

    We had both kids' birthday parties' [...]
    Posted: April 07, 2009, 2:17pm EDT
  • Golden boy

    Number of comments: 19
    I never heard of the "golden birthday" tradition until mine (my ninth) had long since passed, and always felt just the littlest bit cheated.

    So: Happy GOLDEN birthday, Opie. Can it be that he is four? On 4/04? As my younger child, it's much harder for me to' [...]
    Posted: April 04, 2009, 9:00am EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Seven years of good luck

    Number of comments: 14
    I took these pictures on the morning of Jo's first birthday. I wanted to remember exactly what she looked like at that moment: Simultaneously eager to explore the world, and pensive too.

    Six years later, her personality is much the same--95% go-getter, 5% ponderer. She' [...]
    Posted: April 02, 2009, 10:23pm EDT
  • Shreddy Eddie

    Number of comments: 10
    I did it!

    OK, I mostly did it. I missed 3 days out of 30 on the 30-Day Shred. But I also did 75 minutes of vinyasa yoga twice a week for all four weeks. And I've been testing out a watch/monitor that tracks active' [...]
    Posted: April 01, 2009, 9:53am EDT
  • Hump the Bump

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    Number of comments: 7
    Saturday morning: Chili Peppers 'n' pancake prep.

    [...]
    Posted: March 30, 2009, 10:41am EDT
  • My kind of spring cleaning

    Number of comments: 13
    I am not talking about the real kind of spring cleaning (heaven forfend). I am lucky if I remember to change the sheets regularly, and our windows haven't been washed in at least two years.

    But even though it's still freezing cold, with snow predicted for the next two' [...]
    Posted: March 27, 2009, 12:14pm EDT
  • Who says you can't make gingerbread cookies in March?

    Number of comments: 12
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    Posted: March 25, 2009, 8:28am EDT
  • Thunder rerun

    Number of comments: 5
    This is from almost exactly two years ago. The weather today is the same as it was when I wrote it, so I am reposting it today.

    Two years ago this week, I bumped into a neighbor who's married to an ob-gyn. Making small talk about my impending delivery, [...]
    Posted: March 24, 2009, 8:06am EDT
  • Driving along in my automobile. Well, someone's.

    Number of comments: 9
    Last month Nancy reminisced about cars in her past, and I commented that, even at my advanced age, I've never had my own car, not counting the ones I now share with my husband. In high school I had to walk, borrow from my parents, and even (horrors!) had' [...]
    Posted: March 20, 2009, 3:44pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • The Mad Family

    Number of comments: 11
    Mad drawing skillz, that is!

    The assignment was to draw a self-portrait, so Opie drew himself "with a mad face" (top left; apparently also with some kind of bunny ear/mohawk thing going on. And also he's holding a sword, one that "shoots needles"). Then [...]
    Posted: March 18, 2009, 8:39pm EDT
  • Shamrock shred*

    Number of comments: 5
    Two weeks down, two to go! I weighed myself on the Wii Fit the other day and I am down about two pounds. I don't think that is particularly meaningful because I have no idea what I was wearing the first time I weighed myself, or what time of' [...]
    Posted: March 17, 2009, 3:49pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Almost as cute as that sneezing baby panda

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    Number of comments: 12
    We went to an "open barn" at a lamb farm yesterday to check out the itty bitty lambies, ranging from 12 hours to a few weeks old. Here are some with their own little mini-Snuggies:



    The kids got to hold one that was [...]

    Posted: March 15, 2009, 11:56am EDT
  • There oughtta be a law...

    Number of comments: 11
    ...against kids being home sick from school more than two days in one week.

    ...against bagged salad containing any of those yucky rib pieces.

    ...against the temperature being below 10 degrees F in March.

    ...subsidizing home delivery of groceries to mothers stuck at home with kids horking [...]
    Posted: March 12, 2009, 1:37pm EDT
  • WW: The show must go on

    Number of comments: 10
    Jo, far right, as an Oompa Loompa. Moments before she exited, stage left, to puke in a trash can backstage.

    I am so dense when it comes to realizing that my children are sick. [...]
    Posted: March 11, 2009, 8:37am EDT
  • How did I end up in Mayberry, anyway?

    Number of comments: 2
    Get the answer in my guest post at Midwest Parents!

    Thanks, Heather, for the invitation and the warm welcome. [...]
    Posted: March 10, 2009, 12:51pm EDT
  • Spells R-E-L-I-E-F

    Number of comments: 9
    "Take savasana."
    "That concludes our winter pledge drive here on public radio."
    "One minute of abs and we are out of workout 1."*
    "The 3-hour meeting was cancelled."
    "OK, you can empty your bladder now."
    "You'll be getting a tax refund this year."
    [Child:] "Zzzzzzz."

    *Forgive me, mother(hood' [...]

    Posted: March 09, 2009, 10:23am EDT
  • What happens when your 1st grader is in a classroom with 3rd graders

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    Better yet, I taught her the version of the song that I remember, the one about the naked ladies dancing and the hole in the wall. Oops.

    Happy Friday. [...]
    Posted: March 06, 2009, 9:38am EST
  • Sturgeon stein, frankenfish

    Number of comments: 5
    I can't believe I almost missed writing about sturgeon season. It has been a source of endless fascination for me since we moved here. The arcane rules, the family tradition, the regionality--it hooks me right in (HA).

    This year I hadn't had anything new [...]
    Posted: March 05, 2009, 11:38am EST
  • My jet set friend

    Number of comments: 9
    Recently one of my oldest friends came to town on a cheering-up mission (oldest as in, I'm not going to do the math because the answer will scare me). It was a perfect girls' weekend--dinner out, a night at a hotel, a yoga class, a little window-shopping, a theater outing. [...]
    Posted: March 03, 2009, 8:26am EST
  • Cheddar shredder

    Number of comments: 8
    In the interest of research into the latest fitness trends, and also in the interest of losing this post-pregnancy gut, I am trying the 30-day Shred.

    I'm not brave enough to post "before" pictures of myself (also, I stink at taking pictures into' [...]

    Posted: March 02, 2009, 3:00pm EST
  • Time for an ideas meeting

    Number of comments: 6
    As an editor, I had to attend my share of stultifying meetings. Anything with the word "analysis" or "budget" or "strategic" in the title would usually fall into that category. But we had fun meetings too. The whole editorial staff would gather, ostensibly to generate ideas for articles and columns [...]
    Posted: March 01, 2009, 11:05pm EST
  • This week in grief

    Number of comments: 18
    It's been almost six weeks now and most of the time I am holding up fine. I think about my son all the time, but it's an undercurrent as I go about my day. I no longer can quite keep track of how many weeks pregnant I would be. But [...]
    Posted: February 26, 2009, 1:11pm EST
  • Locker room rules for young ladies

    Number of comments: 11
    1. Step directly from street shoes/socks into flip-flops.

    2. Ohmygod please wear the flip-flops.

    3. Remember? About the flip-flops? Okay.

    4. Rinse off under the shower before you get into the pool. For this to be effective water droplets need to actually touch your body.

    5. [...]
    Posted: February 24, 2009, 12:57pm EST
  • Chair by the window, please

    Number of comments: 2
    Isn't that the sweetest face you've ever seen! That's my girl. Ninety-five percent of the time, she is a lovely member of the family. She doesn't shed much (just twice a year, and then it's rather exciting to take her outside and brush her' [...]
    Posted: February 20, 2009, 1:47pm EST
  • The potty problem

    Number of comments: 17
    For the record, the following do not motivate my son to use the toilet: Effusive praiseModerate praiseBarely perceptible praiseThreats of violence (no, of course not)CandyStickersToysMoneyA kid-sized pottyA kid-sized potty seat insertJust a regular potty like we all useChoosing and buying his own underwearBeing allowed to wear underwearNot being allowed to [...]
    Posted: February 19, 2009, 10:36am EST
  • Double wordless score

    Number of comments: 7
    Does it count as wordless if you post a picture that contains words? Well, who cares. This is a list of what the children plan to do this weekend. #3: "Punching Dad on the but[t]."


    I'm wordless over here too.

    ' [...]
    Posted: February 18, 2009, 12:43pm EST
  • I'm like a stereotypical sitcom husband

    Number of comments: 18
    I missed my anniversary again. My blog-iversary, that is. Actually, I checked my archives and it appears that I've never acknowledged it, so maybe we have an agreement, my blog and I, that we consider anniversaries a Hallmark holiday, and we don't celebrate them, at least in public.

    So, [...]
    Posted: February 17, 2009, 10:18am EST
  • The no-school, no child care haiku

    Number of comments: 6
    Flog me with a wet
    muffler: I want some new snow
    to cover the dirt.

    Happy Presidents' Day!' [...]
    Posted: February 16, 2009, 9:12am EST
  • Fine. Well, sort of. You know.

    Number of comments: 23
    People want to know how I am. How I really am. I appreciate the thought and I wish I could answer them.

    I am happy not to be spending every waking moment with a painful, hormone-induced headache.

    I am sad when I see my son's face and wonder' [...]
    Posted: February 13, 2009, 12:55pm EST
    by Mayberry
  • How I met your father

    Number of comments: 15
    Once upon a time (I'm going to tell you a story, or maybe an LSAT practice question) I dated a guy named Glenn. Glenn worked with a woman named Lori. Lori lived with a man named Bob. Bob had some grade-school friends named Mark and Dave. Mark had a college' [...]
    Posted: February 11, 2009, 11:03am EST
  • Hmm. Maybe I jumped too soon.

    Number of comments: 11
    As of yesterday, all of the people that I couldn't stand working with at my old job have been laid off. So here I am eking out a freelance career, constantly wondering if I'll find enough work, tallying up the dumb ways we waste money, thinking about how I [...]
    Posted: February 10, 2009, 10:41am EST
  • Sibling shuttle diplomacy

    Number of comments: 14
    Of the many things that surprise and please me about my children, their relationship with each other tops the list. They truly enjoy each other's company, play together nicely, show mutual affection, and have each other's backs.

    Sure, they squabble, but Jo is remarkably patient [...]
    Posted: February 07, 2009, 9:50am EST
  • From long-ago songs and someday goals

    Number of comments: 8
    mom and kids readingI am from hardwood floors, from Meyer's Dairy milk in glass bottles, served in wine glasses on special occasions.

    I am from glass shelves lined with houseplants watered every Saturday.

    I am from black walnut, honeysuckle, lilacs, and grass on a' [...]
    Posted: February 05, 2009, 11:38am EST
  • Steelers fanboy

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    Number of comments: 6
    Despite the rough start*, we did have a nice weekend, filled with the usual stuff (birthday party, Sunday school, ice-skating lessons) and capped off by just-the-four-of-us Superbowl party. Given that my parents met and married in Pittsburgh, I rooted for the Steelers and was thus richly rewarded. At one point [...]
    Posted: February 02, 2009, 12:13pm EST
    by Mayberry
  • Haiku Friday: Low

    Number of comments: 15
    I never got to
    hold him, smell him, even see
    him; still I miss him.

    Feeling melancholy over here tonight folks. Not much to post because everything is too ajumble in my mind (therefore I can make up words like "ajumble"). It would probably help to write it down, [...]
    Posted: January 30, 2009, 10:18pm EST
  • Eternal sunshine of the optimistic mind

    Number of comments: 13

    Someday, this child will wear underwear. I'm trying the Law of Attraction because I am out of other options.
    For Wordless Wednesday.
    ' [...]
    Posted: January 28, 2009, 8:00am EST
  • Incoming: Valentine's Day!

    Number of comments: 6
    Valentine's Day always catches me off-guard. I always feel I deserve a longer break after all the giftiness in December. Then along comes February 14 and suddenly I need dozens of teeny tiny cards for the kids' classmates and oh yeah, maybe I should get cards for the kids from [...]
    Posted: January 26, 2009, 1:56pm EST
  • Out of the blue

    Number of comments: 11
    My son will be four in a few months and everytime he picks up a crayon, he produces nothing but scribbles. I know you're not supposed to compare kids, blah blah blah, but Jo could scratch out the letters of her name and approximate a snowman portrait well before she' [...]
    Posted: January 23, 2009, 1:57pm EST
  • Untelling, undoing

    Number of comments: 24
    It would be a lot easier if everyone read my blog. I've given our news to as many friends as possible via email, and my mother and Jeff's have mostly told family members for us. That still leaves neighbors, teachers and parents at the kids' schools, even my dental [...]
    Posted: January 21, 2009, 8:08am EST
    by Mayberry
  • Sing thee to thy rest

    Number of comments: 51
    We lost our baby, our little boy.

    We'd known there could be--would be--was something wrong for a few weeks (which is why I haven't been posting or commenting). The end finally came just yesterday.

    The end, and the beginning of us missing him and wondering what if and [...]
    Posted: January 18, 2009, 9:44pm EST
  • Have a happy, shiny new year

    Number of comments: 21
    From all of us in Mayberry.

    [...]
    Posted: January 01, 2009, 10:58am EST
  • Wait a minute, Christmas is over?

    Number of comments: 12
    Writing wrap-up posts gives me hives, so I'll just say the following about the past week. These are the moments that I wish I could capture in a snow globe and revisit in the coming months and years:
    • Christmas Eve, Jo had to be dragged to [...]
    Posted: December 27, 2008, 10:56pm EST
  • I played Santa today

    Number of comments: 14
    BloggersGiveBack.comI felt very Santa-ish this morning as I lugged two bags and a box through the snow to help make a child's Christmas special (never mind the fact that yes, my belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly with every step I take).

    A [...]
    Posted: December 23, 2008, 12:56pm EST
  • These kids are smokin'

    Number of comments: 13
    Jeff's mom sent us a box of Omaha steaks for Christmas, which was very generous but also unintentionally funny, because let's review the guest list* for our holiday festivities:
    • 2 vegans
    • 2 low-fat/low-carb dieters
    • 2 small children
    • 1 vegetarian
    • 1 diabetic
    • 1 pregnant woman whose stomach has a mind of its own (not a rational [...]
    Posted: December 21, 2008, 5:58pm EST
  • Too much snow, too much information

    Number of comments: 16
    Over the ground lies a mantle of white...

    You're not kidding. In addition to the foot of snow we got 10 days ago (which mostly didn't melt), we're now in the midst of a fluffy downpour of flakes today, with more predicted for Sunday/Monday. White Christmas: check.

    It's [...]
    Posted: December 19, 2008, 10:16am EST
    by Mayberry
  • Muchas gracias, you Hip Mom, you

    Number of comments: 3
    Far too long ago, the lovely Kirsetin gave me a bloggy award, in Spanish no less. I'm going to go ahead and take her word for it when she says that recipients "are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They [...]
    Posted: December 18, 2008, 2:51pm EST
  • Christmas in Mayberry

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    Number of comments: 12
    So the Santa Float came by a couple of days ago. It's a fire truck fully decked out in Christmas lights and it ferries SANTA! around our whole town, street by street, over the course of a week until he passes every single house. Here's us watching with our neighbors [...]
    Posted: December 16, 2008, 2:17pm EST
  • Good night, sleep tight

    Number of comments: 12
    Someone will probably want to revoke my Mom License for this, but I never used to check on my kids at night before I went to bed. Just getting them to sleep in the first place was far too time-consuming. I dared not risk it [...]
    Posted: December 15, 2008, 1:47pm EST
  • Random 'n' ranty

    Number of comments: 13
    Item 1. Not so much a rant, really, as another "What's the deal with..." question. Why do kids love getting their faces painted? It takes for-fricking-ever, we always have to wait in a huge line (because every other kid at the event wants her face painted too), it smears [...]
    Posted: December 11, 2008, 9:59pm EST
  • Donors Choose (to continue making me weep)

    Number of comments: 9
    Remember when I donated to Donors Choose? Yesterday I got a packet of thank-you notes from the kids who received the scissors and tape. Some excerpts:

    "So, thank you again for the scissors and tape just remember it helped a lot. Sincerely, Mike"

    "You know what, [...]
    Posted: December 10, 2008, 6:00am EST
  • Books with a positive spin

    Number of comments: 1
    Ever wonder how the tradition of trick-or-treating got started? Author/illustrator team Lisa and Tucker Johnson have a sweet suggestion. In their book All Hallows Eve: The Story of the Halloween Fairy, they imagine a cute little fairy named Eve who loves candy, but can't seem to produce any [...]
    Posted: December 09, 2008, 7:00am EST
  • Scrabble-icious

    Number of comments: 7
    Hands down, the game my family is most obsessed with plays most often is Scrabble. I'm not even sure when this habit got started, but anytime my brother, sister, and I are together it is ALL ABOUT the Scrab. Being the Word Girl in the family, I assumed I would [...]
    Posted: December 07, 2008, 10:53pm EST
  • What would you name yourself?

    Number of comments: 22
    I've been having an email conversation with two friends about what names we would have chosen for ourselves (as children) if we'd had the option. Two out of three of us wanted to be "Lisa." So now we're curious. What name would you have given yourself at 5 years old? [...]
    Posted: December 05, 2008, 12:36pm EST
  • 6 things Opie plans to teach his baby brother

    Number of comments: 8
    1. How to dance

    2. How to sing

    3. How to quit ("You know. Like leave his job.")

    4. How to DON'T play with matches

    5. About stop lights, go lights, and slow down lights

    6. How to play the guitar

    By the way, [...]
    Posted: December 04, 2008, 10:54am EST
  • The story so far

    Number of comments: 20
    Week 4: This isn't so bad.

    In Denver, Julie is either psychic or takes note of my greenish tint and the fact that I don't drink any Skinny Dip. She sends me home with a huge wardrobe of maternity clothes (mine, hers, and even some of Liz's) [...]
    Posted: December 03, 2008, 7:29am EST
  • Christmas in June

    Number of comments: 33
    Last Christmas Eve my husband and I had one of the most profound conversations of our then decade-long relationship. Conducted entirely in whispers (we were staying at his mother's and Opie was sleeping just inches away in a travel crib), our talk touched on the experiences we valued from our [...]
    Posted: December 01, 2008, 6:31am EST
  • The Quotable Thanksgiving, starring Opie and Nonnie

    Number of comments: 6
    Dramatis personae:
    • OPIE, a loquacious 3-year-old
    • NONNIE, his great-grandmother
    • GRAMMY, his grandmother
    • PAUL, Grammy's gentleman friend

    I. Wednesday afternoon. GRAMMY has taken OPIE to visit her workplace and is introducing him to her co-workers.

    GRAMMY: This is Paul. He always helps me put your car seat in my car.
    OPIE (suspiciously): That's [...]
    Posted: November 30, 2008, 1:42pm EST
  • The busiest travel day of the year

    Number of comments: 10
    And I am always one of the ones traveling, every year of the *ahem*twenty*ahem* since I graduated from high school. As a kid, I spent every single holiday at home, not just in my hometown but in our house. My mother was the designated hostess for every Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, [...]
    Posted: November 26, 2008, 6:17am EST
  • Perfect gift for Grandpa

    Number of comments: 13
    Remember I said I was going to get my dad seamless socks this year? I changed my mind when I saw this:

    [...]
    Posted: November 24, 2008, 1:57pm EST
  • Haiku by Jo

    Number of comments: 16
    I've tweeted a few times how much I love finding my daughter's random writing samples around the house: a list of supplies needed for building a fort ("chars, blakits, tap, bulos, sremrs"*), a copy of a thank-you note composed at school ("Thank you for lating us pic appls. An [...]
    Posted: November 21, 2008, 12:53pm EST
  • 'Cause I'm Free! Freelancing

    Number of comments: 10
    I've been doing the freelance thing for just about two months now and because some people have asked, here's how it's going: Pretty well. Thanks mostly to two big assignments, I'll be able to replace all of the income I would have earned at my job in the last quarter [...]
    Posted: November 20, 2008, 10:57pm EST
  • Will you still need me, will you still feed me?

    Number of comments: 25
    Last night I made my son two reckless promises: That he would not die until he is a hundred years old, and that when he did, I'd still be with him.

    We were listening to a Classical Kids CD called Mr. Bach Comes to Call, [...]
    Posted: November 17, 2008, 4:57pm EST
  • Good enough for Grandma and Grandpa

    Number of comments: 10
    Except for my mom, the rest of the grandparents (my dad, mother-in-law, grandmother-in-law, and oh god, mother-in-law's gentleman friend) are very very very hard to shop for. I mean, I adore Great-Grandma Nonnie but she just turned 90 and pretty much never leaves the house. The [...]
    Posted: November 14, 2008, 11:27am EST
  • Name that character

    Number of comments: 7
    I've seen this a couple of places and couldn't help starting to mentally fill it in. So here it is. Probably a lot more fun for me than it is for you. Uh, sorry!

    1. ROCK STAR NAME: Miss November Volvo

    2. GANGSTA NAME: Chocolate Boot

    3. [...]
    Posted: November 12, 2008, 10:42pm EST
  • Actual transcript of message left on my cell phone

    Number of comments: 17
    (by my children at 7:30 p.m. while I was out and they were at home, ostensibly getting ready for bed)

    Jo (aka Bossypants): Okay, now you can talk.

    O: No, who was THAT talking?

    Jo: That's just a girl. Now talk.

    O: Hi. Hi Mommy.
    [...]
    Posted: November 10, 2008, 12:29pm EST
  • One sucker down, one to go

    Number of comments: 8
    What with all the appendecto-mania this summer I never recorded another big milestone: We are now a Nuk-free household. After all my hand-wringing, all it took was accidentally (we really didn't do it on purpose, except maybe in the Freudian sense) leaving the Nuks behind on our [...]
    Posted: November 08, 2008, 9:31pm EST
  • How to be a boss employees actually like

    Number of comments: 12
    Recently I was talking to someone who works in HR about how I recently left my job to go freelance. By way of explanation I said "Well, my boss left, and after that ... you know." (Eloquent!) Of course, she did know; she says she hears this all the [...]
    Posted: November 06, 2008, 8:00am EST
  • Opie sez: Obama winned!

    Number of comments: 10
    That's what he announced to his preschool class as soon as he walked in this morning, and his teachers responded with great enthusiasm.

    I wanted to wake the kids last night so they could watch Obama's speech, but I know better than to mess with [...]
    Posted: November 05, 2008, 10:25am EST
  • Opie sez: GO VOTE!

    Number of comments: 7
    Don't let this little boy down. Get out and vote! If you want an endorsement, I have one in my sidebar. But even if you're supporting That Other One, vote! (Find your polling place.)
    [...]
    Posted: November 04, 2008, 7:00am EST
  • C'mon. Who doesn't love Monday mornings?

    Number of comments: 6
    Forget Fridays--I love Mondays. Weekends are fun, they're busy, they're sometimes even productive, but they are in no way relaxing. This Saturday and Sunday I cooked, cleaned, laundered, and folded. I played Legos and assisted with a first-grade scrapbooking effort. I went to the ice rink (twice), church/Sunday school, the [...]
    Posted: November 03, 2008, 9:51am EST
  • Halloweeners

    Number of comments: 10
    That is what my husband calls the characters I would call "trick-or-treaters." And a few stopped by our house tonight. We gave away about 10 bags' worth of candy and were down to our last three tiny boxes of Dots (I didn't buy those!) when time was up. Our favorite [...]
    Posted: October 31, 2008, 11:10pm EDT
    by Mayberry
  • Boo haiku

    Enclosure: [download]
    Number of comments: 4
    Four hundred ninety-
    ninth post. How scary is that?
    Happy Halloween!

    Costume pictures to follow later, but here's 2007 and 2002 through 2006. I'm coming to terms with the fact that this year's storebought race car driver costume doesn't hold a candle to [...]
    Posted: October 31, 2008, 11:57am EDT
  • The story of a small Singer sewing machine

    Number of comments: 4
    As I have mentioned, Jo is a bit of a dilettante. Like most kids, she's a sucker for anything new. Last Christmas, she got a finger loom which she loooooovvved for about two weeks (and even that was a very long run) and has since almost completely ignored. [...]
    Posted: October 30, 2008, 11:27am EDT
  • 8 is not enough

    Number of comments: 20
    It hasn't been all sweetness and (crazy overexposed) light. But it's been pretty sweet.

    Happy 8th anniversary!
    [...]
    Posted: October 28, 2008, 9:32pm EDT
  • Front, back, micro, macro

    Number of comments: 13
    Even though I have a perfectly good, dedicated home office space, every day I work at my dining room table. I sit in the seat that allows me to look through the living room and out the front windows, to the yard and to the park across the street. Just [...]
    Posted: October 27, 2008, 11:22am EDT
  • Shopping list: 1 bichon frise, 1 kitten, 1 rabbit ...

    Number of comments: 18
    At some point in kindergarten, every time Jo went to the school library she would only check out totally boring nonfiction books with some variation on the title Caring for Your Pet ____ or All About [Dog/Cat Breed X]. These were dry as dirt earnest, detailed [...]
    Posted: October 24, 2008, 8:45am EDT
  • Further adventures in firefighting

    Number of comments: 5
    The best part is she didn't even tell us she did this. We only found out from the pictures. Even then she just acted like it was no big thang.

    And I have to say, for a photo taken on a disposable camera by [...]
    Posted: October 23, 2008, 2:09pm EDT
  • Jo = Teh Awesome

    Number of comments: 12
    I am grooving on this little girl this week. To wit:

    1. Last night she voluntarily, cheerfully, and capably washed a huge sink full of dishes. I may still have to remind her regularly to take her plate to the sink and put her pajamas in the drawer, but [...]
    Posted: October 22, 2008, 2:21pm EDT
  • A mile-high high

    Number of comments: 8
    If you've been to Julie's, you know we've been to Julie's this past weekend. There was much eating (thank you Kyle!), musical beds, walks around the neighborhood, cooing at the baby (OMG the baby. He is edibly cute), an intense game of Taboo in [...]
    Posted: October 20, 2008, 1:53pm EDT
  • Blog Action Day: Poverty

    Number of comments: 7
    I haven't been through my reader yet today (*twitch*) but I know from Twitter that many of my favorite bloggers are participating in Blog Action Day today. Magpie, PunditMom, and Ilina are making donations based on the number of comments they receive today, so go forth [...]
    Posted: October 15, 2008, 11:54am EDT

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