New book shop sign
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Or at least I plan to hang out the new sign for the shop -- the battery on the drill ran down before I could get too far on [...]
Or at least I plan to hang out the new sign for the shop -- the battery on the drill ran down before I could get too far on [...]
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"Uhhh, I don't know," I said after a period of judicious consideration. "What kind of monster is white and walks around?"
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"Where's Mom?" she asks.
"I'm right here," she answers, coming into the kitchen.
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