Items by Wyatt Earp

• Actress Brittany Murphy Dead At 32

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  Holy crap! Actress Brittany Murphy died at age, 32, after she reportedly went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center Spokeswoman Sally Stewart told the Associated Press Murphy died at 10:04 a.m. Sunday. She would not provide a cause of death, or any other information. Los Angeles [...]
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  Posted: December 20, 2009, 7:30pm EST
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• A Different Kind Of Christmas Story

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  ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the White House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. A mouse is smart enough to evade the First Lady and much less rat-like than our envoy to Haiti. Believe it or not, the vice-president fights bugs, but even they [...]
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  Posted: December 20, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  Ninja Chick Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Caption this photo in the comments or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 21st. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT Wizbang [...]
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  Posted: December 18, 2009, 1:15pm EST
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• The Iron Man 2 Trailer

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  Oh. My. GOD! Freakin’ awesome. That is all. [...]
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  Posted: December 18, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Teen Flasher Struck By Car

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  So, what’s the recipe for a good snarky blog post? Take one idiot teenager from Down Under, add a typical male pig (it’s in our DNA, folks), and pour in a jigger (RACIST!) of alcohol. Mix vigorously. Hilarity ensues. Funniest. Story. Ever. WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand teen who was [...]
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  Posted: December 17, 2009, 7:45pm EST
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• Now, It’s Christmas

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  Since Thanksgiving, two local radio stations have been playing all Christmas music, all the time. One station is in Philly (101.1FM) and one is in Delaware (99.5FM). This pleases me, because I usually can’t get enough of Christmas music – at least during the holidays. Any hoo, I have been [...]
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  Posted: December 17, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Senator Chuck Schumer: Scumbag

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  Too harsh? Well, at least I didn’t call him a bitch. Sen. Chuck Schumer loves the sound of his own voice, but it carried a bit farther than he might have liked on the US Airways shuttle from New York to Washington on Sunday. According to a House Republican aide who happened [...]
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  Posted: December 17, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Milblogs Go Silent For CJ

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  You may remember this post, where I posted about CJ from A Soldier’s Perspective and the grief he is getting from his children’s former school. What’s worse is that his command in Alabama did not back him up. Luckily, many prominent milblogs are, and a lot of them are going [...]
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  Posted: December 16, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Tesco Management? Morons

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  If anyone can explain the rampant “ginger” discrimination, I would love to hear it. I guess since you can’t make fun of gays, minorities, or religious groups, people feel the need to target people with red hair. Animals. LONDON – Britain’s biggest retailer Tesco apologised on Tuesday after complaints that a [...]
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  Posted: December 15, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Libtards Take Aim At The Liebermans

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  Joe Lieberman’s wife Hadassah is under attack from a group of idiot liberals. They want her removed as a spokeswoman for the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation because they disagree with her husband’s voting record. And here I thought the priority was fighting cancer, not the pursuit of a [...]
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  Posted: December 15, 2009, 1:15pm EST
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• Gibraltar’s Kaiane Aldorino Wins Miss World

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  Yeah, she would have received my vote. JOHANNESBURG – Kaiane Aldorino from Gibraltar was named the new Miss World at a glittering two-hour pageant that put South Africa in the spotlight and featured traditional dancers and drummers. The leggy brunette, dressed in white-lace evening gown, was crowned as silver confetti rained [...]
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  Posted: December 15, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• As If I Needed Another Reason

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  . . . To hate the Philadelphia Eagles. Every week, our division participates in a football pool (for amusement only). In four years of playing, I have never won. I was close a few times, though, like the BYE week where I went 12-2 . . . and lost! After [...]
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  Posted: December 14, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Obama Rates His First Year In Office

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  The man actually gave himself a “good, solid B+.” Bawahahahahahaha! President Barack Obama, in an interview that aired Sunday, gave himself “a good solid B-plus” grade for his first year in office. Speaking with fellow Chicagoan Oprah Winfrey, the president claimed progress on economic and international fronts…. Speaking of that economic progress: …More than [...]
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  Posted: December 14, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

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  So, I received my Christmas presents early this year and I have to tell you, I have never been happier. I finally joined the ranks of the technologically efficient by purchasing a new desktop computer. Our old desktop was going on five years old, and to give you an idea [...]
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  Posted: December 14, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Lindsay Lohan: Humanitarian

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  Don’t look now, but this hot mess is trying to channel her inner Angelina Jolie. Or in her case, her inner Sally Struthers. After reports that Lindsay Lohan was heading to India to film a BBC documentary about child trafficking, she twittered, “Count your blessings…. Please try and do something to [...]
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  Posted: December 13, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• The Senate’s Plans Are Easy To “Reid”

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  This year, the United States Senate is comprised with more fools than the average Oprah audience. One senator stands out from all the rest, however. That man is “Dingy” Harry Reid. Reid sunk to a new low this week, when he compared ObamaCare opponents to the people who fought against [...]
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  Posted: December 13, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• Free The Navy SEALs

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  Perhaps you have heard the story about the court martial of three Navy SEALs accused of “mistreating” a terrorist. Yeah, it has come to this. Well, Human Events has an online petition up on their site asking Defense Secretary Robert Gates to dismiss these ridiculous charges. Michelle Malkin has the [...]
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  Posted: December 13, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Littering And, Littering And, Littering And . . .

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  You know, pot-smoking hippies are a funny bunch. Their crazy antics and hysterical shenanigans keep police professionals like me in stitches for days. Sometimes, they elude our capture. Sometimes they don’t. And sometimes, their shenanigans come back to bite them in the arse. Let’s place this story into the “It’s Funny [...]
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  Posted: December 12, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• Patriots Mascot Huddles With Prostitutes

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  Do you see how Pat the Patriot is creeping up to that chick on the right? Yeah, apparently he likes to get his freak on. Pat the Patriot, beloved mascot of the New England Patriots and inspiration to Boston-area children since 1960, has been arrested in a prostitution sting. But it [...]
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  Posted: December 12, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Slava Fetisov, 51, Is Back On The Ice

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  And the Russian bikini babes rejoice! MOSCOW – Former NHL star Slava Fetisov will start for CSKA Moscow on Friday, but doesn’t know how well his 51-year-old body will stand up to the pounding in the Continental Hockey League game. The defenseman and former captain of the Soviet Union national team ended [...]
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  Posted: December 12, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Bad Economy? What Bad Economy?

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  Recession got you down? Are you stressed about 10% unemployment? Do you wish you had not only a good job, but a good job that has seen an increase in salaries of late? Well, does the federal government have the job for you! Big government is taking care of business, and [...]
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  Posted: December 11, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• True Detective Stories

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  Can you guess what I did to instigate this story? If you guessed “Answered the phone,” go to the head of the class. Here’s the conversation, exactly as they occurred. Me: “Detective division, may I help you?” Female: “Aisha speaking, how may I help you?” (A puzzled look appears on my face, as [...]
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  Posted: December 11, 2009, 4:00pm EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  Dancing With Myself Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, December 14th. Good luck! Original Caption: Nobel Peace Prize laureate President Obama listens to a performance during the Nobel Peace Prize award ceremony [...]
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  Posted: December 11, 2009, 11:30am EST
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• Yet Another Pointless Scientific Study

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  Some egghead scientists conducted a study that showed – get this – young adults don’t mind casual sex. Yeah, you could have knocked me over with a tube of Astro-Glide. Casual sex isn’t a bad thing — at least not for young adults, according to a new study. University of Minnesota [...]
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  Posted: December 11, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Decorated Philly Police Officer Arrested

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  Every once in a while, I reflect upon my chosen profession. It’s a job that lets you help people and offers you the chance to make a difference. You’re surrounded by good, hard-working officers that are trying to make Philadelphia a better place to live. And then you see this, [...]
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  Posted: December 10, 2009, 7:45pm EST
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• If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle

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  Just be super and wipe the trooper. One of the best things about my job is dealing with drunks. They are rarely, if ever, not entertaining. Sometimes, however, a DUI arrest goes bad. It went especially bad in Sheboygan, Wisconsin recently. I’ll bet this story will piss a lot of [...]
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  Posted: December 10, 2009, 1:15pm EST
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• Your Tax Dollars At Work

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  Washington is trying to pass a bill that forces Division I college football to implement a playoff system. Seriously. This, dear readers, is what Congress is wasting their time and your money on. WASHINGTON – A House subcommittee approved legislation Wednesday aimed at forcing college football to switch to a [...]
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  Posted: December 10, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Brendan Witt: One Tough S.O.B.

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  Note to self: Never make fun of Brendan Witt on this blog. Ever. New York Islanders defenseman Brendan Witt was hit by a truck this morning in Center City Philadelphia. Witt was apparently walking to a local Starbucks on Arch Street to grab a cup of coffee when a gold GMC [...]
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  Posted: December 09, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Flying The Idiotic Skies

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  Have you ever waited in line at the airport because some Transportation Security Administration automaton was strip-searching a 91-year old woman? Oh sure, we all have to make sacrifices because some pork-eating jihadis flew airliners into buildings eight years ago, but can’t we deal with these sacrifices more quickly? I mean, [...]
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  Posted: December 09, 2009, 1:15pm EST
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• True Detective Stories

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  I realize that every time I post one of these stories it involves an idiotic phone call. I also realize that at least one person tells me to stop answering the division phone after reading said story. Luckily for you, and unluckily for me, I never learn. I was working the [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Barrel Man, We Hardly Knew Ye

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  If you’re a Denver Broncos fan like me, you know Barrel Man. Barrel Man was always in the stands at Mile High Stadium, wearing a giant Barrel – and not much else. He was a fixture at Broncos games for decades until he retired a few years ago. Barrel Man, [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• It’s My Party, And I’ll Crash If I Want To

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  By now, you all have heard about Michaele and Tareq Salahi. They are the two morons who thought it would be a lark to crash the White House State Dinner last week. As if crashing a diplomatic event was something to brag about. Personally, I’d rather crash an event at [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Something’s Fishy In The State Of Denmark

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  Apparently, there will be some evidence of global warming at Copenhagen climate summit: COPENHAGEN – Prostitutes of a Danish sex workers association will offer their services for free to delegates of the UN climate summit in Copenhagen, an association official told AFP Saturday. Susanne Moeller said the move was meant to [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 9:00pm EST
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• Happy Birthday, Old NFO!

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  Today is Old NFO’s birthday. He’s 22, I think. Old NFO is one of only a handful of bloggers I have met in person, and he certainly ranks as one of the most interesting. A proud naval vet, he has some good stories, but I am pretty sure he has [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 4:00pm EST
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• Obama Blissfully Ignores Climate-Gate

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  After all, he is the smartest man in the room. Just ask him. The controversy swirling around the leaked e-mails of climate scientists apparently trying to downplay data and exclude dissenting opinions has led to calls for President Obama to skip this month’s climate summit in Denmark until the e-mails can [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Another Proud Day

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  Yesterday was a pretty good day at the Earp Ranch. Erik, our 5-year old, was chosen as the Peacemaker of the Month for his kindergarten class. His school chooses one student from every class who helps his fellow students, practices good manners, and good discipline. The winners are presented with [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  Love Rollercoaster Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 7th. (A date which will live in infamy.) Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Military Times Rodney Dill RT Wizbang [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 10:00pm EST
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• Another War Hero Is Dishonored

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  Yesterday, I posted about Van Barfoot, a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient who is being dishonored by his homeowner’s association. Apparently, this week is “Frak with Heroes Week.” Take this story, for example. You may want to wrap your head in duct tape beforehand. CJ from A Soldier’s Perspective is currently [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 7:30pm EST
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• Philly Has The Dumbest Criminals Around

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  If this idiot was really smart, he would pull the trigger and help increase the country’s average IQ. Pam sent me this story, and I just shook my head. First, this guy is typical of the felons we come into contact with at work. Second, the robbery happened in my division, [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Your Tax Dollars At Work

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  Read this article and tell me why you would re-elect ANYONE (from either Party) who is currently serving in Congress. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) spent $2,993 in taxpayer money on flowers between June and October. House Majority Whip James Clyburn has a thing for Chantilly Donuts, spending about $265 at [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Plastic Surgery: A Real Pain In The Butt

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  Okay, maybe it’s just me, but why would this woman – a former beauty pageant winner – feel the need to undergo elective surgery on her buttocks at the age of 38? If she was a former Miss Argentina, I highly doubt her butt turned to Jell-o in 15 years. [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Shooting From The Hip

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  Yesterday was my first day back to work since the surgery. I took three sick days after the procedure because I was battling dizzy spells. I should have stayed in bed. I had to wake up a half hour earlier than usual, because the bandage dance takes a lot of time. [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• The Family That Drinks Together . . .

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  Spends time in the clink together. Have you noticed that most of the people affiliated with “Baywatch” are now a complete and utter mess? LOS ANGELES – David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife has been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving in Los Angeles. The California Highway Patrol said Sunday that Pamela Bach was pulled [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 7:15pm EST
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• Somalis Using Obama Photos As Targets

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  Remember all that talk about President Obama repairing our image in the eyes of the world? His election was going to mend broken fences and rebuild burned bridges, because he’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like him! Well, as long as the people aren’t living in [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• What Is Thy Bidding, My Sneaker?

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  Okay, this is pretty bad ass. For its Spring/Summer season adidas Originals teamed up with Star Wars for a memorable collection of footwear and apparel. Although the theme has been used in the world of fashion already, this new collection seamlessly fuses inspiration from legendary Star Wars characters and scenes with [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Four Washington Police Officers Assassinated

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  There’s a murderous coward hiding somewhere in Washington state today. Hopefully, he will be hunted down like a dog and captured quickly. SEATTLE — Four police officers were shot dead in a targeted ambush at a Washington state coffee house, a sheriff’s official said Sunday. The attack occurred at Forza Coffee [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• Iran Remakes “Duke Nukem”

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  Every time you turn around there is another news story profiling Iran’s controversial nuclear program. Iran claims that the program is for strictly peaceful purposes. The sane world believes that it is working toward a nuclear arsenal. Eventually, Iran is going to dance with another country, and it is not [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Polish Zoo Puts “Cavemen” On Display

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  And people wonder why Polish jokes are so popular: WARSAW, Poland – Visitors to Warsaw’s zoo are being greeted by two “Homo sapiens” peering out from a cage — humans in animal skins trying to spark interest in man’s caveman ancestors. Organizer Maria Mastalerz says the weeklong “performance” aims to attract interest [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• People Of Walmart

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  Apparently, these people are much more behaved this year. VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. – Crowd control at all Walmart stores in New York appears to be smooth a year after a security guard was crushed to death by a stampede of shoppers. Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice says in a statement [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The Feet

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  And remember, in the event of a water landing, Victoria’s breasts can be used as a flotation device. Victoria Beckham is known for her love of sky-high heels as a wardrobe staple, but could the daily stress of six-inch stilettos finally be taking its toll on the former Posh Spice? According to [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• Murder Suspect Walks Out Of Philly Prison

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  God, I love this freakin’ town! So, can someone ’splain this to me, because I recently suffered brain damage. How can an accused murderer – “accused,” yeah right – walk past a bunch of prison guards, get through a few locked doors, and step out to freedom without so much as [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Tiger Woods Injured In Auto Accident

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  Apparently he did not have a long, straight drive on this hole. What? I’m just sayin’. Tiger’s condition has been quoted as critical, serious, and stable. Believe it or not, that’s the usual fare from a hospital. Most people are listed in critical at first, then updates vary considering how [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 7:30pm EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  Katie Couric Bump Drafting Caption Contest (Source: Gawker) Oh yeah, Katie Couric is perky, alright. Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 30th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!) Family Security Matters Military [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 1:00pm EST
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• About That Surgery . . .

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  It started by fighting Philadelphia rush hour traffic at 6:30am. I had to be in the office by 7:30, so it was an early start. We arrived at the doctor’s office, opened the door, and saw a packed house. Apparently the doc performs many of these Mohs surgeries during a [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• USS John F. Kennedy Looking For A Home

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  Psst! Hey buddy, ya wanna own an aircraft carrier? Cheap? The USS John F. Kennedy, which is currently docked in Philadelphia, is now available as a donation from the Navy. But not just anyone can take the keys and sail it down the Delaware. By law, it can go only to a [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• They Saved Hitler’s Car

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  I guess it’s better than saving Hitler’s brain. While Hitler was the mother of all scumbags, this is an interesting historical find. The odds of actually finding this car after almost 90 years have to be astronomical. Y’all can consider this a belated Humpday History Highlight. BERLIN – A car expert [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Happy Thanksgiving!

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  Lord knows that after yesterday, I have a heck of a lot to be thankful for. Sometime between the cranberry sauce and the football, take a moment to give thanks for all the blessings in your life. Have a terrific day, everyone! [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 8:00am EST
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• Does Angelina Jolie Hate Barack Obama?

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  Isn’t it just delicious when the moonbats bicker amongst themselves? Could this be true? Does Angelina Jolie really hate President Barack Obama? [A]ccording to a close Angelina insider, “She hates him. She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• Obama Finally Makes A War Decision

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  Or should that be “poor” decision? The president has reportedly decided – after several weeks – to grant General McChrystal’s troop request. Sort of. This Ain’t Hell has the news. It’s good, but not great: I guess Axelrod told President Obama that he couldn’t get elected if he didn’t send some troops to [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 1:15pm EST
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• NFL Owner Fined For Flipping Off Fans

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  How are you gonna fine this guy? It looks like he died 30 years ago! The NFL has fined Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams $250,000 for making an obscene gesture at Bills fans. It happened Sunday in Nashville. After the Titans beat the Bills 41-17, Adams was seen “flipping off” fans from [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Still More Tales Of Idiocy

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  So get this. Today there was a fatal fire in the division. When we get a fire fatality, the case gets an assigned detective, and that detective goes out to the scene. The fire marshal has overall scene authority, but we go out anyway to take photos and such. As [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 4:45pm EST
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• Today’s Sign Of The Apocalypse

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  Something is seriously wrong here. I actually agree with something Will Ferrell, er, New York Governor David Paterson said. Maybe I’m coming down with the swine flu? I hesitated saying something about President Obama’s asinine decision to try the 9/11 conspirators in New York City, because I didn’t have any duct [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Sofia Vergara: Good For What Ails Ya

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  This one goes out to Right Wing Prof. I think he could use a smile today. This hot Colombian began her career as a model, before turning her focus to acting, with her first major break coming in 2003’s Chasing Papi. Sofia’s also had roles on TV shows Dirty Sexy Money, [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• The Most Unbelievable Story Ever

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  Guess what the government is spending your hard-earned money on now? PLAINS, Ga. — A U.S. taxpayers group is objecting to giving national park status to a gas station once owned by Billy Carter, the brother of former President Jimmy Carter. The U.S. House approved a measure last month to incorporate [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• Obama Gets Bent Over Afghanistan Question

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  Someone must have missed their bowl of Happy Flakes this morning. President Obama became noticably annoyed with a reporter’s question today, probably because she dared to question his judgment on the Afghanistan troop request. A troop request made by General McChrystal that – weeks later – has still not beed [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 3:30pm EST
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• Jessica Simpson Has An Incredible Body

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  So says her sister, Ashlee. Well, I guess it’s better than hearing their father talk about Jessica’s terrific breasts. *shudder* The Simpson ladies have been through their fair share of ups and downs this past year, but one thing they can always rely on? Each other. In fact, Ashlee, who’s reportedly set [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Art Does Not Imitate Life

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  . . . because I am usually a motormouth in person. [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• PelosiCare Breaks America’s Bank

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  As if we weren’t already on the brink of bankruptcy, thanks in large part to this Democrat-controlled Congress. The numbers have just been released on Nancy Pelosi’s shafting of the American electorate last week, and they aren’t good. Unless you think cost increases of $289 billion – yes, billion with a [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• What Happens In Vegas . . .

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  Apparently stays hidden if it is deemed too offensive. Wow, that’s not a very good catch phrase. LAS VEGAS – Live strippers on the back of a truck is too much — even for Sin City. A Las Vegas strip club has agreed to stop an advertising promotion that involved hauling [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Friends, New Yorkers, Lend Me Your Cash

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  This week, New York Governor David Paterson announced that his state would be dead broke in a matter of days. Wow, a Democrat leader complaining that his municipality is in dire financial straits. Who woulda thunk it? Paterson’s announcement is the topic of this week’s Family Security Matters article. Here’s a [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 8:30pm EST
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• Thug Steals Leukemia Patient’s Donation Jar

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  Despite what you may read here, there are a lot of things I love about this town. Philadelphia is the birthplace of America, and the Olde City section of town is rich in history. Unfortunately, it is also rich in thuggery. Even sick little girls are not outside the reach of [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• The Best Article You Will Read All Day

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  When you read it, take note of the blog and its title. Honesty like this in our politically fractured country is refreshing to say the least. It could not have been easy for them, but I applaud them for it. We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  Junior Sniper Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 16th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Outside The Beltway RT Wizbang [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Venezuela Destroys 30,000 Guns

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  That’s okay, because my readership has three times that number in their homes. We’re ready for the zombie apocalypse! CARACAS – Battling with one of the world’s highest murder rates, Venezuela on Wednesday crushed more than 30,000 guns seized from the streets during police raids this year. Policemen used blow-torches to chop [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 4:00pm EST
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• Former PA House Speaker Arrested

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  Regular readers of SYLG know that I lament the fact that Philadelphia has “enjoyed” 60+ years of uninterrupted Democrat rule. You can see the results. We are slowly overtaking Detroit as the worst, most politically corrupt city in the nation. Normally, I would saw that this town needs some new [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 12:00pm EST
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• A Whole Lotta Churchin’ Going On

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  I started my morning in church yesterday, and I ended it in church last night. The visits were under very different circumstances. Of course, I already posted about the passing of my Great Aunt Isabella, whose funeral was yesterday morning. Last night, however, the missus and I took Kyle to [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Are Britons The Ugliest People On Earth?

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  I can’t speak for every citizen of Great Britain, but Kate Beckinsale is pretty bloody awesome. LONDON – Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows “beautiful people” to join. Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 1:30pm EST
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• Our House, In The Middle Of Our Street

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  Well, it’s been four months since our house renovations began. Since last year’s birth of our Irish Twins, we needed a helluva lot of space. The construction would give us two new bedrooms – giving us a total of five, one for every kid and one master bedroom – and [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• True Detective Stories

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  When you have been in the law enforcement profession for as long as I have, you get used to the same tired excuses and bullsh*t stories. You are always a little surprised when you hear one, if for no other reason than because people cannot be that stupid. Take tonight, [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 11:00pm EST
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• Humpday History Highlight

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  November 11, 1918 – World War I Ends At 11 o’clock in the morning of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the First World War–known at the time as the Great War–comes to an end. By the end of autumn 1918, the alliance of the Central Powers was unraveling [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 4:15pm EST
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• Dominique Swain Is A Piece Of Garbage

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  I have to admit, I know little to nothing about this slob, except for the fact that she is allegedly an actress. I write “allegedly” because I don’t remember her starring in any movies that I have ever seen, and I’m a movie guy. That being said, after reading this article, [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 12:00pm EST
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• It’s Veterans Day!

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  Today we honor our brave fighting men and women. Veterans like these Army soldiers serving in Afghanistan (above) and Jill Stevens (below), a combat medic who served in Afghanistan and was crowned Miss Utah, 2008. Thank you for your honor. Thank you for your courage. Thank you for your sacrifice. [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• British Woman Banned From Noisy Sex

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  Good Lord, I hope the British Bird wasn’t involved in this! LONDON – A British woman lost her appeal Tuesday against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after a court heard how her marathon romps that kept neighbours awake sounded like someone being murdered. Caroline and Steve Cartwright’s “howling” lovemaking [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 8:15pm EST
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• Korean Navies Fire Upon Each Other

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  This is fantastic, because just when we think we have enough scary crap going on in the world, North Korea comes in and poops on the kitchen table. Someone, somewhere, needs to come in and slap Kim Jong-Il on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper before there is a full-fledged [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• No Sleep Til Brooklyn

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  In keeping with the high babe standards normally seen here at SYLG, I absolutely had to post this story. Although shooting is still taking place for the upcoming “Sports Illustrated” Annual Swimsuit Edition, it is looking as though Andy Roddick’s 22-year-old wife Brooklyn Decker will follow in the footsteps of Carolyn [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 7:00am EST
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• Police Misconduct Czar In Hot Water

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  Wow, another hypocritical city employee. Color me surprised. As chief investigator of the Police Advisory Commission, Wellington Stubbs II sleuths to uncover police misconduct. But last week, Stubbs found himself at the center of his own misconduct scandal, when City Controller Alan Butkovitz accused him of violating city residency requirements by [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Nidal Malik Hasan: Fatwa FAIL

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  Well, well, well. Underneath all of the Islamofascist website postings, behind all of the America bashing, and after the hours spent in his Mosque, murdering scumbag Major Nidal Malik Hasan was a major frakkin’ hypocrite. I wonder if this means that when he dies – which will hopefully happen very soon [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

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  Who else has a hankering for Doublemint Gum? Here’s an on-set shot of Carrie Fisher (top) in her iconic “bikini Leia” mode, along with her stunt double, catching some rays during the filming of Return of the Jedi. (H/T – BoingBoing via Ace) Okay, maybe it’s just me, but I had the [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Anyone Want To Buy Some ChiCom Condoms?

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  Because nothing says “Olympic Spirit” like prophylactics made in a communist sweat shop. BEIJING – A Chinese collector of Olympic memorabilia will put some of his mementos on the auction block later this month, including a batch of 5,000 condoms given to competitors at the 2008 Beijing Games. The items — labelled [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn: Super Genius!

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  Tom Coburn is not only a United States Senator, he’s also a medical doctor. So, when he speaks about the dangers of ObamaCare, people should be listening. And if Senator Coburn has his way, everyone in the U.S. Senate will be listening to him – as he reads the president’s [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 1:45pm EST
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• Phillies Will Not Re-Sign Brett Myers

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  Wow, it looks like Mrs. Myers will have another black eye to explain. Brett Myers, the pitcher who was sometimes loved and other times loathed during an eight-year run with the Phillies, filed for free agency yesterday after being told he was no longer in the team’s plans. “I officially won’t be [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Obama’s Favorite Animal? The Hippo-crite

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  President Obama has taken a lot of heat recently for his complete indifference to the war in Afghanistan. His hand-picked commander, General McChrystal, delivered his status report and a request for more troops on August 31. To date, the president has ignored the request. Obama has, however, injected himself into the [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 8:45pm EST
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• Owens Takes One Hour To Break 4 Promises

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  Did you hear that? It’s the sound of John D’s head exploding. After being sworn into the US House, the New York Democrat announced that he had changed his mind and would endorse Pelosi’s nationalized health care plan after all. The Gouverneur reported, via RedState: Congressman-elect Bill Owens was sworn in [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 2:00pm EST
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• Please Pray For A Friend

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  My friend and fellow Pennsylvania blogger Right Wing Prof has been diagnosed with lung cancer. It has been a tough month for the Prof, who slipped and fell a few weeks ago, fracturing his spine. He was released from the hospital a few days later, but the docs found the [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Miss England Loses Her Crown

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  Why, you ask? Well, it’s because she decided to honor the late Patrick Swayze with her own remake of “Road House.” Just A Grunt has the story: The reigning Miss England has relinquished her crown after being accused of a fight in a bar. Pageant organizers say Rachel Christie has also [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Yet Another Duct Tape Advisory

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  This comment is really going to make a lot of you very angry. Consequently, it will also make some people happy. That’s because when it comes to police officers, people either love us or hate us, there is no middle ground. Guess which side this guy is on? This comment [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 4:00pm EST
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• Weekend Caption Contest

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  The Wheels Are Strong In Him Caption Contest (Source: Break.com) Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 9th. Good luck! Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity Cowboy Blob Family Security Matters Rodney Dill RT Wizbang Top Ten Entries: 5. Ironside gets his geek on. – [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 12:00pm EST
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• Liberal Thugs Bring The Rain In Maine

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  There’s nothing that brightens my day more than hearing about people who truly appreciate and respect the American democratic process. One person, one vote, and to the victors go the spoils. Of course, some Left-wingers believe that there is nothing more democratic than threatening those who didn’t vote along their lines. [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 7:15am EST
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• Doctors Discover Sexual Amnesia

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  Can you imagine the telethons for this disorder? “For just 15 cents a day, you too can sponsor a horny middle-aged man or woman. Won’t you please help them remember if their partner rocked their world? Those who donate over fifty dollars will receive this lovely tote bag filled with [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 8:00pm EST
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• Man Dressed As Breathalyzer Arrested For DUI

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  Irony, thy name is James P. Miller. Imagine you are lucky enough to be the officer that pulls this toad over. You call the job in, walk up to the vehicle, see this drunken yutz behind the wheel, ask him to step out of the car, and . . . [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 2:00pm EST
  by Wyatt Earp