Patrick Henry High School bully and 3rd-string linebacker “Moose” Jenkins says parking lot beatings of Doswell 10th-grader Graham Stettinus will begin after school resumes following the Thanksgiving break after this photograph of him (left) surfaced in a brochure for a company called “Lavender and Lace”, [...] 
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I got a stamp for that!®
Verdon Road resident Fred Wallace was the first person in Doswell to receive the Federal Government’s Health Care Ration Stamp booklet, making him eligible for literally a dozen medical procedures.
“I sent my [...]
A body found by hunters in the Old Ridge Road area near the Little River claims it is not dead, according to Hanover County Assistant Coroner Merv Guilford.
“He told me when they brought him in that he wasn’t dead” claims Guilford, who was all [...]
Loveable boob Leon the Stop n’ Go stock boy yanked something serious in his left gluteus this past Wednesday while he performed his patented “Break down with Leon” move for spare change in the parking lot, just a dozen feet north of the notorious Doswell [...] 
Stating that he is sick and tired of the bad-mouthing that accompanies his profession, Independence Road resident and Professional Middleman Greg Warfield claims that since business is so bad and his reputation has been so impugned he is taking drastic action to restore his profession’s [...] 
Verdon Road resident and father of five giant eating machines Ward Maxwell had an unexpected thrill last Saturday when he discovered a lone Pop-Tart hidden behind some bags of pasta in the back of their pantry.
“It was uncanny,” claimed the somewhat impoverished dad, “I [...]
Doswell Blogger Dale Brumfield stopped at the local McDonald’s drive-thru window to get a large coffee Thursday morning and was appalled to see the drive-thru employee use his debit card to scrape underneath her talon thumbnail while waiting for the card to process.
“I almost heaved,” said Brumfield as [...]
Former President George W. Bush spoke at the 2nd bimonthly installment of the Doswell speaker’s consortium Sunday night and admitted to leaving the White House in disarray at his exit.
“I am not proud of some of the things I did,” Bush said just after [...]
Former Teman Road resident Paul Holdfield and his wife, Babs, are being extradited back to Doswell following their arrest in Tijuana, Mexico and charged with poisoning his boss, Mr. McAdams with a strychnine-laced lemon popover and dissolving his body in a sulphuric acid bath [...] 
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