Since we’ll no doubt be enjoying Home Alone and Home Alone 2 as part of our annual 31-day “Christmas Moviefest,” it’s only natural that we should also take a moment to enjoy the woman that Macaulay Culkin – the franchise’s star – has been [...]
Elin Nordegren is officially the baddest ass jilted wife in America … in fact, it’s not even close.
Sure, we may never know all the details behind the Thanksgiving night brouhaha that has officially unraveled the career of her husband – once-iconic golf legend Tiger [...]
U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham was in favor of a massive new energy tax before he was opposed to it, according to the White House’s Director of Energy and Climate Change Policy, Carol Browner.
The proposal – called “Cap and Trade” – is sponsored by another [...]
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Hey, kids! Did you remember that Dec. 1 was another one of those prefiling days for the House? Well, it can be excused if you forgot, considering the thrilling back-and-forth between Gov. Mark Sanford’s high-priced attorneys and the ad-hoc House impeachment committee that morning. Actually, [...]
While it is certainly not rare for trek to feature mysterious aliens experimenting on our heroes, “Schisms” is the first episode to present alien abductions in the popular sense. You know, the grey aliens who mutilate cows and anal probe rednecks? That popular, X-Files sort of thing. [...] 
Details magazine is a little behind the times. In its current issue, the magazine reports that Jewish women are disproportionately good-looking – a fact which we here at FITS have recognized for some time.
From Details:
In a recent poll on the porn blog Fleshbot, “Jewish girls” [...]
WEBSITE CLIMBS TO NO. 2, HITS 350 MILLION USERS
The social networking website Facebook is now the second most visited website in the world, according to web information company Alexa.
Facebook recently knocked Yahoo out of the second spot and trails only behind Google, [...]
S.C. Senator Mick Mulvaney has launched his official Congressional campaign website, www.MulvaneyforCongress.com.
Actually, he launched it a few days ago but we’re a little slow on the uptake around here. Sorry ’bout that.
Mulvaney – who represents York and Lancaster Counties in the S.C. Senate [...]
In the seven years that Republicans and Hawks were in control of the War in Afghanistan, they utterly failed to do any of the things they are now demanding the President Obama do. Yesterday, Pat Buchannan said the war there would be won when the Taliban came down from the [...]
As a storm of controversy continues to cascade down upon him following his unexplained Thanksgiving night car crash and rumors of extramarital dalliances with multiple women, the world’s greatest golfer and one of the most iconic athletes of all-time is finally addressing the multi-front PR [...]
GOLFER LINKED TO 3 POSSIBLE MISTRESSES
In the most startling revelation since South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford told the world he had left the state unattended for five days to visit his mistress in Argentina, the world’s top athlete has admitted to [...]
Warthen ranks the intellect of the candidates for SC governor today. Watch for Boy Fogle to respond with a denial that Henry McMaster is dumb. [...] 
The Tiger Woods’ implosion continues unabated, as the world’s greatest golfer now must face the fallout from the preferential treatment he received from the Florida Highway Patrol in the wake of his bizarre Thanksgiving night car crash.
It’s the latest PR disaster in what could very [...]
The time before the next session isn’t just about writing bills and fun with impeachment. There are a number of important issues that need to be dealt with, and some preplanning involved. That’s why a few groups of legislators are getting together to save time when [...]
Having mixed results with Google Wave, but the advantages are far outweighing the disadvantages. It could become the foundation of our operations. We’ll see.
Catching the Wave from Wesley Donehue on Vimeo.
[...]Also, I would like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes!
This picture is from the folks in the office. They drew a bunch of turkeys on my white board wishing me a happy birthday and saying geeky things that I always say… ie…”get in the booth, dude!” and “i love [...]
Christmas has come early for our founding editor, who has been waiting for months to ridicule whatever crappy postseason bowl game the University of South Carolina football team winds up playing in this year.
Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl, anyone?
Yeah, with its 7-5 record, even Shreveport was [...]
USC LIKELY HEADED TO PAPAJOHNS.COM BOWL ON JAN. 2
The news was all but confirmed Wednesday: the University of South Carolina will be going to the PapaJohns.com Bowl in Birmingham, Ala. on Jan. 2.
That decision is somewhat disappointing [...]
HOMEOWNER DELINQUENCY AT HIGHEST RATE EVER, LENDERS CAN HELP
The number of homeowners with a mortgage that is one or more payments behind is now one in ten, according to a recent report by the Mortgage Bankers of America (MBA). But, if you’re one of these individuals, there [...]
The numerous conflicts of interest surrounding the various Palmetto politicos who are charged with investigating S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford have some wondering whether or not the U.S. Justice should intervene in the case.
Specifically, the apparent inability of S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster to discharge his [...]
HOUSE JUDICIARY SUBCOMMITTEE LOOKS INTO SANFORD’S USE OF STATE AIRCRAFT
A seven member South Carolina House judiciary panel looking held the second of at least four hearings into an impeachment resolution against disgraced Gov. Mark Sanford on Tuesday.
The hearing examined Sanford’s possible misuse of state aircraft, as described [...]
One of South Carolina’s up-and-coming political websites is causing some headaches from the State Senate.
Earlier this week, The Garnet Spy posted a curious letter from S.C. Senate Ethics Committee Chairman Wes Hayes (RINO – York) that basically told State Senators to stop breaking [...]
If mindless growth is the ideology of the cancer cell, then this is what your country’s government looks like …
Less than a year after sneaking a $789 billion increase into a $787 billion bailout bill, the U.S. Congress is planning to raise its debt [...]
With Columbia’s bad-to-worse budgeting and general financial problems, public safety in the city has received a serious hit. Fortunately, the fire station on Devine Street is back to full operating strength, bringing back an engine that had been shut down by budget cuts in the Spring.
The [...]
Beaufort County School District Superintendent Valerie Truesdale has stated her intention to refuse any bonus she might receive for her work in the district.
During this time of fiscal uncertainty, Superintendent Truesdale is wise to refuse the additional funds, but hardly making a financial sacrifice. With an [...]
In honor of Savonarola's Hate Sidebar practice of referring to same-sex unions as "Marriages," Waldo will henceforth refer to Daniel J. Cassidy as a "Christianist."That is nearly 1 in 4 eligible workers in the state. And the months ahead look grim to John [...]
Senator Chuck Grassley doesn't want health care reform but is happy to- well, let him explain it:
Judge Hits Tiger Where It Hurts ........... RIIIIIIIIIGHT !Tiger Woods Joke of the Day: What's the difference between a Golf Ball and an Escalade? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards ......... Thanks to Bobby, sorry to everyone else. A [...]
A Michigan divorce lawyer has been stripped of his right to practice law for 180 days after an investigation discovered that he had failed to report prior convictions.
Of course, that’s not the offense that has his story ricocheting around the legal blogosphere (and beyond).
In addition to [...]
So, you’re on the road and you’re ready to stop to eat. It’s been too long of the snacks and energy drinks and turning up your volume to a million decibels to stay awake. Where to eat? The road off the interstate is littered with chain [...]
Head football coach Steve Spurrier came to South Carolina prior to the 2005 season promising SEC championships and BCS bowl bids, while visions of a 100,000-seat stadium danced in the heads of greedy Gamecock athleticrats.
Spurrier’s team finished that season 7-5, unranked with a middle-of-the-road bowl [...]
LAUREN CAITLIN UPTON TO AGAIN PUT MAP SKILLS TO TEST ON NATIONAL TV
The woman who made the title of Miss Teen South Carolina infamous after botching a question about maps will ironically be on a show [...]
The fact that America is still talking about the “White House Crashers” who allegedly gained unauthorized access into President Barack Obama’s first-ever state dinner last month is ridiculous.
Seriously, people … the economy is in the tank, a socialized medicine proposal is lurching toward and [...]
