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  People say don't give homeless people money. "They'll only spend it on booze or drugs." I think, hey, the guy's living in a box, maybe he needs a drink. -- Jake Johannsen [...]
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  Posted: December 07, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys. -- The Shoveler [...]
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  Posted: December 06, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse. -- Isaac Asimov [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  - Alvistide - Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel - Friday Random Ten: 2009-12-04 - Mmmm, Mail Order Milk - Black Screen of Death - And yet the world continues to exist - The Rams are terrible… - Reading: _Jingo_ - The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody - Friday Random Ten: [...]
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  Posted: December 05, 2009, 5:15am EST
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  I hate people who love me. And they hate me. -- Bender Unit 22 [...]
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  Posted: December 03, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I don't know what you could say about a day in which you have seen four beautiful sunsets. -- John Glenn' [...]
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  Posted: December 02, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. -- Number 6' [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster. -- The Shoveler' [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. -- Joseph Heller (God Knows) [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. -- Douglas Adams [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  - Reading: _Jingo_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-27 - Happy Holidays - Happy Thanksgiving - Butterballs of Doom - Oh, really? - People are Stupid, Part VII - 193% - Martin Gardner - Pretty Nutty [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 5:15am EST
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  After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." -- William S. Burroughs [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return. -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth. -- Hunter S. Thompson [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away. -- Jack Handey' [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. -- Stephen Wright' [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife' [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  - Dream Theater – Wither - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-20 - Yet another sign of the times - More on K-HITS 96 and JC Corcoran - What are the odds? - Deep Thought - Mmmm, Prison Cooking - UK CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS - Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad - Miles Davis and [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 5:15am EST
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  In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. -- Terry Pratchett [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  The priests used to say that faith can move mountains, and nobody believed them. Today the scientists say that they can level mountains, and nobody doubts them. -- Joseph Campbell [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks. -- Captain Zapp Brannigan [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. -- Terry Pratchett (The Last Continent) [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society. -- Moe Szyslak [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe. -- Murray Gell-Mann [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. -- Jack Handey [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  - Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad - Miles Davis and John Coltrane – “So what” - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-13 - Physics Humor - Veterans Day - The Gales of November - Will anyone miss News Corp.? - Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_ - A FAQ rescued from Geocities - Lots [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 5:15am EST
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  Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. -- Jack Handey' [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things. -- Orson Welles [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it? -- The Doctor' [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  - Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-06 - Lots of Drums - The Internet in a nut shell - Physics FAIL - This ought to cause some more heads to explode… - Reading: _American Gods_ - Jan Hammer, Jordan Rudess and Tony Williams - Piece of [...]
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  Posted: November 07, 2009, 5:15am EST
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  It's hard to have a righteous opinion on the environment when you're as selfish and uninformed as I am. On one hand, I'm a cat-loving vegetarian who ought to care deeply about the caribou or koala bears or bats or whatever they have in Alaska. On the other hand, I [...]
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  Posted: November 06, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. -- Ursula K. Le Guin [...]
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  Posted: November 05, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. -- Groucho Marx [...]
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  Posted: November 04, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And [...]
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  Posted: November 03, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... -- Terry Pratchett (Feet of Clay) [...]
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  Posted: November 02, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  Almost anything derogatory you could say about today's software design would be accurate. -- K.E. Iverson [...]
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  Posted: November 01, 2009, 7:00am EST
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  This isn't right. This isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Reading: _American Gods_ - Jan Hammer, Jordan Rudess and Tony Williams - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-30 - Bridge Simulators - Gullible - If you’re willing to pay extra for premium cables… - K-HITS 96: Station Releases Corcoran, Kruze and Others to Pare Costs, Boost Ratings - Another sad but [...]
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  Posted: October 31, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
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  Posted: October 30, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke [...]
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  Posted: October 29, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  As long as people are still having premartial sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! -- Austin Powers' [...]
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  Posted: October 28, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others. -- Berry Kercheval [...]
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  Posted: October 27, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. -- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid) [...]
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  Posted: October 26, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H.L. Mencken [...]
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  Posted: October 25, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross. -- Sinclair Lewis [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Billy Cobham’s Glass Menagerie – AC/DC - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-23 - Mmmm, Fresh Octopus - Motivationated - Miscellaneous Links - Visacard - 250,000 - Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter, Ron Carter, and Tony Williams - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-16 - Balloon Boy [...]
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  Posted: October 24, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst. -- Thomas Paine [...]
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  Posted: October 23, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  The first Great Steward, Parrafin the Climber, was employed in King Chloroplast's kitchen as second scullery boy when the old King met a tragic death. He apparently fell backward by accident on a dozen salad forks. Simultaneously the true heir, his son Carotene, mysteriously fled the city, complaining of some [...]
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  Posted: October 22, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation. -- Bertrand Russell [...]
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  Posted: October 21, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system. -- Jack Handey' [...]
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  Posted: October 20, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
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  Posted: October 19, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!" -- Stephen Wright' [...]
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  Posted: October 18, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I knew an Amish girl who was excommunicated: too Mennonite. -- Emo Philips [...]
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  Posted: October 17, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Wayne Shorter, Ron Carter, and Tony Williams - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-16 - Balloon Boy - Bizarre Physics News - A lifetime of depravity - St. Louis Rams - Reading: _Feet of Clay_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-09 - This ought to cause some heads [...]
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  Posted: October 17, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  I don't own a computer, or a modem, or anything like that; I still work on a manual typewriter, by choice, and to those who consider me a Luddite I say: Fuck you and yo mama. I operate at the level of technology that best suits my needs. And I' [...]
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  Posted: October 16, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Is there another word for synonym? -- George Carlin [...]
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  Posted: October 15, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that. -- Jack Handey [...]
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  Posted: October 14, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" [...]
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  Posted: October 13, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. -- Richard P. Feynman [...]
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  Posted: October 12, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 11:02am EDT
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  On the other hand, you have different fingers... -- Steven Wright [...]
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  Posted: October 11, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving. -- Jack Handey [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-09 - This ought to cause some heads to explode… - More Popular than Jesus - The Conservative Bible Project - Drum Humor - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-02 - Guestbook Scam - A Dog Bites Man Story - Meta Scam - Friday Random Ten: 2009-09-25 [...]
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  Posted: October 10, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. -- Jack Handey [...]
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  Posted: October 09, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -- Groucho Marx [...]
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  Posted: October 08, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste. -- Charles Montgomery Burns [...]
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  Posted: October 07, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. -- Rich Kulawiec [...]
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  Posted: October 06, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison [...]
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  Posted: October 05, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ... -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2 [...]
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  Posted: October 04, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip. -- Philip J. Fry [...]
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  Posted: October 03, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Friday Random Ten: 2009-10-02 - Guestbook Scam - A Dog Bites Man Story - Meta Scam - Friday Random Ten: 2009-09-25 - More Drum Corps Humor - The future of drum corps? - Reading: _Treason’s Harbour_ - Ignorant or Lying - Talk Like a Pirate Day [...]
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  Posted: October 03, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing. -- Bender Unit 22' [...]
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  Posted: September 11, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! -- Monty Python [...]
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  Posted: September 10, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Everywhere you go you'll see them searching, Everywhere you turn you'll feel the pain, Everyone is looking for the answer, Well look again. -- Moody Blues, "Lost in a Lost World" [...]
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  Posted: September 09, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing. -- Captain Zapp Brannigan [...]
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  Posted: September 08, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco. -- Charles Montgomery Burns [...]
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  Posted: September 07, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong. The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right... Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? -- Frank Zappa' [...]
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  Posted: September 06, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. -- H.L. Mencken [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - 1000th Tweet! - MySpace - Friday Random Ten: 2009-09-04 - Whiny spam from Executive Director Lloyd Smith - Nazi Sympathizer - Magic Numerology - One used to have find a street corner - I find his lack of faith disturbing - Imagine a film with Laurence Olivier and Meryl [...]
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  Posted: September 05, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. -- Bertrand Russell [...]
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  Posted: September 04, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Jazz is a mental attitude rather than a style. It uses a certain process of the mind expressed spontaneously through some musical instrument. I'm concerned with retaining that process. -- Bill Evans' [...]
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  Posted: September 03, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. -- Emo Philips' [...]
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  Posted: September 02, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  It was the greatest night of my life. I'd been invited to the Captain's Table. I'd only been with the company fourteen years. Six officers and me! They called me "Arnold." We had gazpacho soup for starters. I didn't know gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called' [...]
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  Posted: September 01, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination. -- Frank' [...]
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  Posted: August 31, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. -- Cicero [...]
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  Posted: August 30, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -- Rodney Dangerfield [...]
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  Posted: August 29, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Friday Random Ten: 2009-08-28 - A Moronic Poll - Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus - Reading: _Lawrence of Arabia_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-08-21 - Mmmm, Beer - Gog? Magog? Bush? WTF? - Snuggies - Friday Random Ten: 2009-08-14 - Billy Cobham Drum Solo [...]
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  Posted: August 29, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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  The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell [...]
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  Posted: August 28, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor' [...]
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  Posted: August 27, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women. -- Mort [...]
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  Posted: August 26, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him. -- Jack Handey' [...]
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  Posted: August 25, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields [...]
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  Posted: August 24, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name? -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
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  Posted: August 23, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. -- R. Buckminster Fuller [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2009, 7:00am EDT
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  - Friday Random Ten: 2009-08-21 - Mmmm, Beer - Gog? Magog? Bush? WTF? - Snuggies - Friday Random Ten: 2009-08-14 - Billy Cobham Drum Solo - Mmmm, Chocolate Covered Bacon - OH NOES! - Reading: _Maskerade_ - Friday not very random ten [...]
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  Posted: August 22, 2009, 5:15am EDT
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