Number of comments: 0 Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. -- Joseph Heller (God Knows) [...]
Number of comments: 0 Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. -- Douglas Adams [...]
Number of comments: 0 - Reading: _Jingo_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-27 - Happy Holidays - Happy Thanksgiving - Butterballs of Doom - Oh, really? - People are Stupid, Part VII - 193% - Martin Gardner - Pretty Nutty [...]
Number of comments: 0 When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return. -- Homer J. Simpson [...]
Number of comments: 0 I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. [...]
Number of comments: 0 If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away. -- Jack Handey' [...]
Number of comments: 0 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife' [...]
Number of comments: 0 - Dream Theater – Wither - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-20 - Yet another sign of the times - More on K-HITS 96 and JC Corcoran - What are the odds? - Deep Thought - Mmmm, Prison Cooking - UK CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS - Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad - Miles Davis and [...]
Number of comments: 0 The priests used to say that faith can move mountains, and nobody believed them. Today the scientists say that they can level mountains, and nobody doubts them. -- Joseph Campbell [...]
Number of comments: 0 We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks. -- Captain Zapp Brannigan [...]
Number of comments: 0 I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe. -- Murray Gell-Mann [...]
Number of comments: 0 I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. -- Jack Handey [...]
Number of comments: 0 - Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad - Miles Davis and John Coltrane – “So what” - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-13 - Physics Humor - Veterans Day - The Gales of November - Will anyone miss News Corp.? - Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_ - A FAQ rescued from Geocities - Lots [...]
Number of comments: 0 I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. -- Jack Handey' [...]
Number of comments: 0 Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things. -- Orson Welles [...]
Number of comments: 0 - Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_ - Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-06 - Lots of Drums - The Internet in a nut shell - Physics FAIL - This ought to cause some more heads to explode… - Reading: _American Gods_ - Jan Hammer, Jordan Rudess and Tony Williams - Piece of [...]
Number of comments: 0 It's hard to have a righteous opinion on the environment when you're as selfish and uninformed as I am. On one hand, I'm a cat-loving vegetarian who ought to care deeply about the caribou or koala bears or bats or whatever they have in Alaska. On the other hand, I [...]
Number of comments: 0 If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern. -- Ursula K. Le Guin [...]
Number of comments: 0 I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And [...]
