Smash Mouth Politics

• Chelsea Clinton Bikini

  Number of comments: 3
  A little Rule, uh, uh, um.  No, I can’t call this Rule 5 action!  This is for all the liberals out there who worship Chelsea!  We’ll call it Rule 5(u)(ii)(1 ugly spawn). Sorry, nope, that first one wasn’t Chelsea. HERE’S Chelsea! \ [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 1:33pm EST
  by John Doe

• Elin Nordegren bends Tiger’s club

  Rule 5 action, combined with want ads.  FOR SALE:  Used putter, Titleist Scotty Cameron Newport 2 made of 303 German Stainless Steel. Slightly bent out of shape, but previously used on tour by Tiger Woods.  May be subject to being held by the Sheriff as evidence.     [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 12:05pm EST
  by John Doe

• Are liberal bloggers discouraged?

  Perusing the Blognetnews I see that most of the liberal and progressive blogs are as quiet as Al Gore at an all you can eat buffet.  Is it just discouragement after the Democrat candidates got their brains beat in last election? Or are they ashamed of the way that the Dems [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 10:53am EST
  by John Doe

• Methinks atheists doth protest too much

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  Sometimes atheists “get” Christianity more than many Christians do.  I’ll give them that. Below is an example or two.   But WHY do they care? I mean, come on!  Using money to purchase adds on the sides of buses!? If I’m a godless heathen who is only here for a short while and [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 11:44am EST
  by John Doe

• Addicting free game

  http://www.addictinggames.com/redremover.html [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 11:11am EST
  by John Doe

• “Cap and Trade” and Obama Care will cost trillions

  but liberals fear Beck, Palin and Dobbs.  The Obama Administration has privately estimated that Cap and Trade could cost each American household $1,761 per year–$100 to $200 billion dollars to the entire economy per year.  The higher figure is ”the equivalent of hiking personal income taxes by about 15 percent.” The House Bill for [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 10:25am EST
  by John Doe

• Liberals fear Glenn Beck the boogey man

  Number of comments: 3
  Beck should be fired, per the L.A. Times: His sin?  “…voter registration drives, training in community organizing and a series of regional conventions that will produce a “100-year plan” for America to be read from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to a mass rally Aug. 28.”   Oh no! Lions and [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 8:53am EST
  by John Doe

• The Beatles in the year 3000

  Genius should be encouraged. [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 6:43pm EST
  by John Doe

• Obama is fading fast

  Some pictures deserve their own post… [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 5:35pm EST
  by John Doe

• There’s (still) something about Mary Landrieu

  When the stuck pigs squeal, see here, here here and here for example, you know you are hitting the mark.  And when something gets taken down (here is what was up before being taken down) from Time Magazine’s blog, with this message: EDITORS’ NOTE:  “A photo illustration included in a recent post about [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 3:36pm EST
  by John Doe

• Alizee Jacotey

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  A little Rule 5 action for a slow Wednesday here in central Virginia.  And a little video with “special” music, just for Smitty.  HUtCVTEnmE]   [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 2:56pm EST
  by John Doe

• Blacks are the racists

  As if we need more evidence from the race that gives us the exclusive, officially sanctioned most racist group in America, the Congressional Black Caucus, a recent Gallup poll shows yet more evidence of black racism in America.  “Since the start of his presidency, U.S. President Barack Obama’s approval rating has [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 12:16pm EST
  by John Doe

• Michelle Obama Monkey Face

  Number of comments: 10
  I recently got a lot of  hits on an old post for no reason (and a lot of liberals started showing up) so I investigated.  Turns out a google photo search of Michelle Obama turned up a photo of her as a monkey.  The reason that this blog was receiving so many hits [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 11:55am EST
  by John Doe

• CNN fact checks latest SNL skit about Obama

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  CNN assigned 19 fact checkers to set the record straight about the latest Saturday Night Live skit about the pretend live press conference between Pres. Obama and Jintao. CNN chastized SNL for the following factual errors.  The U.S. national debt owed to China is not “800 Trillion”, it is actually more [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 3:24pm EST
  by John Doe

• Sarah Palin em Roanoke assinatura do livro

  de novembro de 2009 ·  »Deixe um Comentário As pessoas acamparam na noite anterior em 30 graus meteorológicas para estar à frente da linha. Long, linhas longas. Daugher meu cunhado foi lá (ela tinha mais sentido do que para o acampamento na noite anterior).  Isso mostra a dedicação que esta mulher [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 1:44pm EST
  by John Doe

• Sarah Palin at Roanoke book signing

  People camped out the night before in 30 degree weather to be ahead in the line.  Long, long lines. My daugher-in-law went there (she had more sense than to camp out the night before).  Must see this video.  It shows the dedication that this woman inspires.  Can you imagine them [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 8:49am EST
  by John Doe

• Terri Schiavo: all you punk ass know-it-alls ready to admit you may have been wrong?

  Nah. Didn’t think so. If you are a no-account loser to begin with, a little hind-sight won’t help you change who you really are. [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 8:21pm EST
  by John Doe

• LIONS WIN THE CRAPPER BOWL!!!!!

  On PAT with zero time on the clock!!! Matthew Stafford throws 5 T.D.s!!  The kid is going to be the next Brett Farve. He effortlessly tossed it 50 yards on the numbers to Calvin Johnson for a 75 yard touchdown! See here. And better here! [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 4:34pm EST
  by John Doe

• World’s Tallest Model

  The ultimate Rule 5 adventure?? They said they needed to specially make her bikini.  Looks like it was well worth the effort!       [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 3:38pm EST
  by John Doe

• The “Religion of Peace” MY ASS

  Hmmm. What to do, what to do? I wanted to marry this beautiful woman, but she refused me!  If I’m a Moslem, I might try this! And lest you think that this is just a single anomaly, here are several more, most worse!  Call the scum what they are–godless barbarians. [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 3:31pm EST
  by John Doe

• Trampoline practice for Cirque du Soleil

  Kinda cool, especially for a guy who hates heights, and who once smashed his face on his knee jumping on a trampoline… [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 4:02pm EST
  by John Doe

• Homer Simpson house

  A builder made a house that was designed inside and out to look just like the Simpson house.  (Sorry, I’ve already forgotten to whom to give a hat tip.)  More pics here.                                         [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 2:30pm EST
  by John Doe

• Sarah Palin is my hero, not necessarily my leader

  I’d be squeamish if she won the Republican nomination for the next presidential election.  Hey, I would vote for her over Obama any day of the week. But I think we can and must do better.  See, e.g., Sen. Jim DeMint,  Liz Cheney,  Gov. Rick Perry, etc. But she is a hero.  [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 2:23pm EST
  by John Doe

• Sarah Palin, litmus paper

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  Litmus paper turns color, red or blue, depending upon the acidity (red) or the alkalinity (blue) of an aqueous solution.  [For some odd reason, that made me remember Al Kaline, great Hall of Fame right fielder for the Tigers.]  The paper does not change, it is just an acid-base indicator.  In the [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 10:48am EST
  by John Doe

• Call your Senators–MELT THE PHONES!

  They are voting to socialize medical care today!  Don’t believe those who said “ObamaCare is dead on arrival” in the Senate.  Sen. Ben Nelson has already indicated that he will vote yes.  Sen. Reid has already purchased Sen. Landrieu’s vote.  Sure, you probably think that you Senators’ votes are a) [...]
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  Posted: November 21, 2009, 9:44am EST
  by John Doe

• Grant Bosse for New Hampshire’s 00 District!

  It’s the right thing to do!  Donate by clicking on the comments section, and telling us your name, address, social security number, and provide us with a credit card, the number, the expiration date, and the amount of credit still available. Thanks, and isn’t democracy great?!! To heck with jobs savaed [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 5:47pm EST
  by John Doe

• Beauty is only skin deep

  h/t my cuz, Bec [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 2:14pm EST
  by John Doe

• President Obama lung cancer?

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  I noticed two different trashy tabloids had as their cover stories that President Obama is sick with lung cancer.  Drudge now has a link to where the President was asked about rumors of him losing weight.  He denies that he has lost any weight.  Natch, an article about him losing [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 1:59pm EST
  by John Doe

• Richmond Virginia law firm sued for sexual harassment

  Number of comments: 2
  “Williams, Mullen,” one of the largest law firms in Richmond, has been sued in Federal Court for sexual harassment, age discrimination, and discrimination based on national origin. Jerry Kilgore works there. Robert Eicher, a senior lawyer at the firm, who, according to the firm’s website, also happens to be chair of the Virginia State [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 12:09pm EST
  by John Doe

• Attorney General Holder’s decision to try KSM in Federal Court

  The true cause of that decision has now been revealed. You thought it was based on the principle of the “rule of law”? No, it’s based on “principle” alright, but not that principle. It’s based on “The Peter Principle“.  Holder is a dumb hack who has been elevated to a much [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:50am EST
  by John Doe

• Obama Administration cut enforcement against illegal aliens

  Number of comments: 1
  Elections have consequences.  Voting for an inexperienced moron could lose you your job.  The Obama administration has drastically reduced enforcement of our laws against illegal aliens.   “Criminal arrests, administrative arrests, indictments and convictions of illegal immigrants at work sites all fell by more than 50 percent from fiscal 2008 to fiscal [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 10:32am EST
  by John Doe

• The “Google Dance”

  I learn something new every day. I always have noticed that the  “hits” to my blog vary from day to day, and from week to week.  Sometimes going nuts, and sometimes dropping perilously low.  Well one cause, aside from my sometimes inane blather, is that Google rejiggers the system monthly. [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 9:20am EST
  by John Doe

• We already have “the Public Option” for legal representation

  Decades ago the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that those charged with crimes  had a right to counsel, and if they could not afford an attorney, the public was forced to pay for one for them.  The results have been less than spectacular.  This is not a slam on the courageous [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 8:20am EST
  by John Doe

• UCLA “Tuition Riot”

  Number of comments: 2
  Looks like all those little progressives and liberals want everybody else to pay for their college education. Typical hypocrites.  Raise everyone else’s taxes so that we can get our education subsidized. Get a loan, you pathetic pieces of shit. Get jobs. Go to a cheaper school, or live with a [...]
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  Posted: November 19, 2009, 7:07am EST
  by John Doe

• Will Phillips, 10 years old, refuses to “Pledge Allegiance” until gays can marry

  Number of comments: 6
  There is a reason why 10 year olds are not considered adults. They don’t use logic and they let their emotions control their actions.  Of course, the same can be said for liberals and progressives, but I digress. Well, Willy boy, as long as you are on the topic, what about [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 1:30pm EST
  by John Doe

• Hiroko Mima (Miss Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Miss Trinidad & Tobago 2008)

  Number of comments: 1
  Together again.      Time for a little “Rule 5 Action.”  Smitty, this time I am making a legit Rule 5 post! Miss Japan   Miss T&T [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 9:14am EST
  by John Doe

• duh

  Number of comments: 1
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 6:31pm EST
  by John Doe

• ObamaCarter

  from LMAO [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 10:00am EST
  by John Doe

• Don’t worry, KSM, the Democrats will save you!!!

  Some of you didn’t believe this poster when it first came out! [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 10:14am EST
  by John Doe

• Michelle Malkin adored here

  Number of comments: 1
  Ummm. This IS NOT a Rule 5 post.  Really, Smitty, it isn’t.  This is a Michelle Malkin for President in 2016 blog comment.                                                                                             Liberals fear her.  God fearing, patriotic men and women love her.  And real men envy her husband!   [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 12:16pm EST
  by John Doe

• Why I don’t attack fellow conservatives

  Number of comments: 10
  I believe that Ronald Reagan’s “Eleventh Commandment“* should more properly be applied to fellow conservatives,  not to fellow Republicans. As we all know, some fellow Republicans are traitors (see, e.g., Arlen Specter and Dede ScUzzafavo).  Some are Republican In Name Only. Some need to be spoken ill of. But I hold [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 8:27am EST
  by John Doe

• 33 of the best military combat videos from Afghanistan and Iraq spliced together into the most epic war video of all-time.

  For your viewing pleasure. Video of some of the last minutes of the terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq.   I’m not one of those panty-wastes who actually feel sorry for those ragheads who are shooting at our boys.  Enjoy. H/t Conservative Grapevine, aka linkiest. [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 4:41am EST
  by John Doe

• “Earn this!”

  Number of comments: 3
  The famous line at the end of “Saving Sargeant Private Ryan” should apply to all of us, not just private Ryan.  If not for our military, we would not have freedom of speech, or freedom of religion, or freedom at all.  “The Government” doesn’t give us our freedom, brave men and [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 4:34pm EST
  by John Doe

• World’s smallest mother

  Risks giving birth a third time. 2′ 4″ tall.  With pict. [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 3:08pm EST
  by John Doe

• “If you think that men are brave under these conditions, THINK AGAIN!”

  That quote is burned in my memory from a book that my Great Aunt gave to me as a child.  Her second husband, “Uncle Joe”, had been in the “American Expeditionary Forces” (the AEF) that were sent to France in WWI.  Actually, it was a two volume set, blue in [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 9:17am EST
  by John Doe

• In honor of my father on Veterans’ Day

  Number of comments: 2
  [Republished.]  My father was in Korea sometime in 1952-1954.  His highest rank was Sargent First Class. He gave me his dress hat, his sargent stripes and his Third Infantry ID patch (blue and white diagonal stripes) when I was too young to appreciate them.  I played with them when I was approximately 6-8 [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 8:56am EST
  by John Doe

• Health care bill “Dead on arrival” per Lindsey Graham

  Do you really want to trust the defeat of Pelosi/ObamaCare to Sen. Lindsey Graham?  We have on our side some committed warriors. And some RINOs who would compromise with the Devil if he offered enough perks.   On the other side, we have people such as Pelosi, so stupid that she has [...]
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  Posted: November 09, 2009, 7:42pm EST
  by John Doe

• I won an appeal to the Supreme Court of Virginia based upon the “Beltway Snipers”

  This will give away my anonymity to astute readers, but several months or a couple of years after the “Beltway Snipers” were caught, I tried a case in Henrico County that peripherally involved them.  Basically, my client had been involved in a car wreck that caused him to endure serious and [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 11:00am EST
  by John Doe

• Beltway Sniper John Muhamad to fry on Tuesday

  Number of comments: 1
  The Times Dispatch has a good retrospective.  I still remember the hair standing up on the back of my neck as I filled up my car just off I-95.  While carefully looking in all directions, wondering where the shooter might be hiding.  One shooting in Ashland occurred  less than 10 miles from [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 10:33am EST
  by John Doe

• On getting old

  I can’t speak for others, but as for me, life is not as enjoyable as when I was younger.  Christmas morning used to be a time of wonderment; now it is just another day. I used to love hunting rabbits, pheasants, ducks and geese, and especially deer.  Now I can [...]
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  Posted: November 08, 2009, 10:15am EST
  by John Doe