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• Why Aren’t You Hiring?

  From Gary Varvel via Townhall.com: [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 11:29am EST
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• This Type Of SEAL Clubbing Lefty Approved

  The three Navy SEALs that are being persecuted prosecuted by the Obama administration for alleged jihadist abuse face stiff punishment. (CNSNews.com) – The Navy Seals facing court martial for the alleged abuse of a terror suspect arrested for killing four Americans face up to a year in military confinement, discharge for [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 11:01am EST
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• Racial Quotas For Doctors

  This would seem to fit into the concept of government-run health care. Racial quotas for doctors. Our Lord and Savior’s surgeon general doesn’t think there are enough minority doctors in America. Atlanta (al-AP) – The new U.S. Surgeon General on Thursday called for stepped-up efforts in increasing the number of minority physicians.   In what [...]
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  Posted: December 04, 2009, 10:48am EST
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• The Global Village Idiot

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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 8:52pm EST
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• I Miss W.

  How’s that “Hope and Change” thing workin’ out for ya? [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 8:50pm EST
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• Washington Gunman Shot, Killed

  Good news: Maurice Clemmons has assumed room temperature. Taken the Eternal Dirt Nap, as a result of a shootout with police. DRT (Dead Right There). Seattle police shot and killed the fugitive suspected of gunning down four officers in a suburban coffee shop, a sheriff’s spokesman said Tuesday. Maurice Clemmons was shot [...]
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  Posted: December 01, 2009, 9:05am EST
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• George Washington’s Eggnog Recipe

  George Washington’s Eggnog Recipe Ingredients: 1 c. brandy ½ c. sherry ½ c. dark rum ½ c. whiskey 12 eggs, separated 1 ½ c. white sugar 1 qt. whole milk 1 qt. heavy cream 1 qt. vanilla bean ice cream 1 tbsp. freshly grated ground nutmeg Instructions: Mix the brandy, sherry, rum, and whiskey into a bowl. Separate egg yolks and whites into separate [...]
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  Posted: November 30, 2009, 11:16pm EST
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• Bridge + House = FAIL

  Make that an epic FAIL: Originally seen at Kate the Not-So-Old-Broad’s place. [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 10:58pm EST
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• Huckabee’s Willie Horton Moment

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  Uh, the former Arkansas governor and current Fox News host may have seen his 2012 presidential hopes go up in smoke today. News: four Washington police officers were shot and killed in an ambush at a coffee shop. Investigators identified a man with an extensive criminal past as a “person of interest” [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 10:08pm EST
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• A Clark Griswold Christmas

  Two of the funniest bits in a very funny Christmas movie, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 9:07pm EST
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• Can They Really Be This Stupid?

  Yes they can! Looks like Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama’s administration is doubling down on stupid in the real estate market. From an e-mail posted at Free Republic: A senior person at Treasury said to a small group of us that it is now official Treasury policy to extend and pretend [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 2:18pm EST
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• Billboard FAIL

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  This may just be an epic FAIL. Check this out: [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 12:59pm EST
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• The Real Cost Of ObamaCare

  This is frightening. They’re way off. Not around here. Not even the Republican opponents are close to what this monstrosity will cost taxpayers. Try … over $6 trillion. The Cato Institute’s Michael F. Cannon started correcting for all the gimmicky budget tricks that are in the ObamaCare bill that’s about to be rammed [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 10:09am EST
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• Politicians Above The Law In Chicago

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  Surprise. In a city which bans ownership of handguns, the mayor and members of the City Council are taking advantage of an 1872 law designating elected officials as peace officers and thus exempt from the gun ban. From Steven Chapman in the Chicago Tribune: Under a state law dating back to 1872, mayors [...]
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  Posted: November 29, 2009, 9:57am EST
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• Writing To The Messiah

  Snopes has verified this as true. Lou Pritchett, former vice president of Procter & Gamble wrote the following letter to Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama: AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA Dear President Obama: You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you [...]
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  Posted: November 28, 2009, 8:08am EST
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• More Christmas Music

  The Gambler himself, Kenny Rogers and Mary Did You Know, a song written by Mark Lowry: [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 7:30am EST
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• Some Christmas Music

  First song of the Christmas season — and yes, we still say “Christmas” here, and if you don’t like, feel free to go somewhere else — for your listening pleasure. Boney M and Mary’s Boy Child. [...]
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  Posted: November 27, 2009, 3:30am EST
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• WKRP Turkey Drop

  One of the funniest scenes in TV sitcom history. Listen for Les Nessman’s Herb Morrison impression. “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” [...] [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 12:21pm EST
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• WKRP Turkey Drop

  One of the funniest scenes in TV sitcom history. Listen for Les Nessman’s Herb Morrison impression. “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” more about “WKRP Turkey Drop“, posted with vodpod   [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 12:18pm EST
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• The Era Of Ballooning Deficits

  All of a sudden those budget deficits don’t matter to the Democrats. The numbers are just short of $2 trillion and onward they push for nationalized health care which will likely double that figure. What’s their end game? European-level taxation for the American people. From Michael Barone’s excellent op-ed, citing Scott Winship [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 11:13am EST
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• Lincoln’s Thanksgiving Proclamation

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  Proclamation of Thanksgiving by the President of the United States of America The year that is drawing toward its close has been filled with the blessings of fruitful years and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the Source from which they come, [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 9:22am EST
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• Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

  The government, that’s who. Americans For Tax Reform (H/T to Mary at Freedom Eden) points out that 40 percent of the cost of the average Thanksgiving dinner today comes from taxes. According to the American Farm Bureau Federation, the average cost for a Thanksgiving feast for ten lies at $42.91 in 2009. [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 9:12am EST
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• Happy Thanksgiving

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  To all the readers, fans and friends of The Underground Conservative, a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 6:00am EST
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• The Real Story Of Thanksgiving

  From El Rushbo: After eleven years, about forty of them agreed to make a perilous journey to the New World, where they would certainly face hardships, but could live and worship God according to the dictates of their own consciences. On August 1, 1620, the Mayflower set sail. It carried a [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 5:45am EST
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• Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation

  General Thanksgiving By the PRESIDENT of the United States Of America A PROCLAMATION WHEREAS it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favour; and Whereas both Houfes of Congress have, [...]
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  Posted: November 26, 2009, 5:30am EST
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• Pre-Holiday YouTubin’

  Duran Duran and New Moon On Monday: [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 9:06pm EST
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• Criticism Of Mason Shut Off

  H/T to Fred at RDW. The Racine Post shut off comments on a thread due to a high level of criticism of Rep. Cory Mason (D-Racine) for an idiotic proposal in the State Legislature. The proposal? Toxic toys legislation. Rep. Cory Mason, D-Racine, kicked off the holiday shopping season with a proposal to [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 8:53pm EST
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• Experience? What Experience?

  H/T to Melissa Clouthier via Twitter. The Obama administration has less real-world administration than any administrationsince 1900. Seriously. Less than 10 percent have worked in the private sector. The previous low was John F. Kennedy with just below 30 percent. Their experience has been almost exclusively feeding at the public trough in one [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 8:21pm EST
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• Clock Is Ticking On The Hoan Bridge

  The bureaucrats and politicians dawdle, while the clock ticks on the decision to either repair or replace the Hoan Bridge. Steve Jagler, executive editor of the Biz Times writes more about it here. Right now, they’re dawdling. Some want the bridge torn down and replaced with a ground-level street connecting downtown Milwaukee [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 1:12pm EST
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• PETA To University: Drop Animal Mascot

  This looks like it’s from The Onion, but sometimes real life is a parody of itself, especially when PETA is involved. The animal rights wackos have requested the University of Georgia drop its bulldog mascot. An animal rights organization says the use of a live bulldog mascot contributes to the breed’s health [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 12:42pm EST
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• The GOP Purity Test

  There are some activists in the Republican Party who are proposing a litmus test for GOP candidates on major issues. Stray too far from the correct responses and no RNC money for you. Conservative Republican Party activists want to withhold money from GOP candidates who stray too far from party orthodoxy. Ten [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 11:59pm EST
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• Collective Bargaining For Cops?

  Mandated by … Washington, D.C., no less. A bill in front of the House of Representatives, sponsored by a Democrat — gee, what a shock there — proposes giving all public safety officers in the United States full collective bargaining rights. It’s HR413, entitled the Public Safety Employer-Employee Cooperation Act of 2009: To [...]
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  Posted: November 25, 2009, 11:41pm EST
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• Navy SEALs Capture Jihadist And They Face Charges

  This is incredible. Three Navy SEALs capture one of the most wanted jihadists in the world and it’s the SEALs that wind up facing charges in ObamaWorld. Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:57pm EST
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• Sex Pervert Arrested, Still On Public Payroll

  A teacher at Milwaukee King High School has been arrested on charges of child pornography. A 61-year-old man who teaches math at King High School asked a 15-year-old student to tutor other children at his home but instead showed child pornography to the girl, according to court documents. The teacher, Darrell Seppanen, [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:05pm EST
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• The Narcissist-In-Chief’s Reading Material

  Guess what Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama takes along for reading material? The latest GQ magazine with Himself on the cover. As the JammieWearingFool says: Nothing like stroking your ego on the way to the golf course. Guess reading about himself is more important than perusing the monstrous 2074-page healthcare [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 6:54pm EST
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• Suspensions For ‘Kick A Jew’ Day

  Wonder what the punishment would have been if they had just simply said something critical of the Religion of Piece (of Arm, of Leg, of Torso). A group of Florida middle school students were suspended for participating in Kick a Jew Day. Actually, a slap on the wrist. It was a one-day, [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 6:47pm EST
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• Under 30 Turning Against ObamaCare

  Sure, when they learned that not only were they going to pay for it, they’d also be headed to five-year terms in federal prison for failing to participate. From Dick Morris: [W]e ran television advertisments and an Internet campaign aimed at young people focused in Arkansas, North Dakota and Maine. The results [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 6:38pm EST
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• Me-First Parents

  The New York Post’s Andrea Peyser with an outstanding commentary on today’s me-first parents and their offspring, for which society is paying a heavy price. The subject is a 37-year-old birth mother who gave the world a 16-year-old who put a bullet into the head of an innocent 15-year-old girl. Mom was [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 1:21pm EST
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• NRSC Still Stuck On Stupid

  Once again, Jon Cornyn and the National Republican Senatorial Committee prove pretty much useless, stuck on stupid, incapable of finding their own collective rear end with both hands. I received an NRSC survey to fill out and submit by e-mail. Most of the questions were routine … until I get to this [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 12:41pm EST
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• Ideological Test For Teachers In Minnesota

  In order to obtain an education degree from the University of Minnesota, potential graduates will now have to pass a rigid leftist ideological test. Conservatives need not apply. Do you believe in the American dream — the idea that in this country, hardworking people of every race, color and creed can get [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 12:28pm EST
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• The FDIC Is Broke

  Yes, $8.2 billion in red ink as of the 3rd quarter. From Market Ticker: That’s broke. Bankrupt. Kaput. Gone. Poof. Dead. Rotting. A corpse. Yes, yes, I know, Treasury has their back. But let’s not forget – The FDIC does not have a legal “full faith and credit” guarantee from the US Federal [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 11:00am EST
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• Yet Another Reason To Homeschool

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  Our gummint-run skoolz on display, folks, courtest of The All-American Blogger. An 11-year-old girl is forced to draw an ejaculating penis as a homework assignment. Here’s the video of her mother testifying to a Massachusetts legislative committee: The only question from the zombies on the committee came from a legislator who asked if [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 9:41am EST
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• The Messiah Limbo Continues

  How low can He go? Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama continues His limbo in the Rasmussen daily tracking poll, hitting a new low of -15. What’s more, public support for ObamaCare his hit its lowest level ever. Hello, Congress? Still sure you want to do this? Just 38% of voters now [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 9:23am EST
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• A Real Document Drop

  Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government has the scoop on how the San Diego branch of ACORN — the Association of Corrupt Organizations Registering Non-voters — conducting a real — as opposed to figurative — document drop. Under investigation by the California attorney general’s office, ACORN literally threw thousands of sensitive documents related [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 8:54am EST
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• America’s Mounting Debt

  This is frightening to comprehend. Even al-New York Times gets it. The Perfect Storm of debt is about to strike, and the politicians in Washington are about to pass a federal takeover of the health care system that will only add trillions to that debt. WASHINGTON — The United States government is [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 8:32am EST
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• Lieberman Stands In The Way

  Although Sen. Joseph Lieberman gave his assent to the debate on government-run health care beginning, his opposition to any form of a public government-run option hasn’t changed. In fact, if there is a public government-run option in any final Senate bill, he says he’ll block a vote on the bill. Sen. Joseph [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 8:04am EST
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• Jimmy Carter Returneth

  Remember the days of Jimmy Carter? Not the parts of double-digit unemployment, double-digit inflation, double-digit interest rates, gas lines, shortages, malaise. Rather, the impotent foreign policy where every tinhorn tyrant and dictator around the world laughed at the United States and mocked us, daring us to do anything. Those days are [...]
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  Posted: November 24, 2009, 7:57am EST
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• Best Buy’s Hypocrisy

  Put Best Buy on our naughty list for Christmas Winter Solstice. Via Sweetness & Light, the superstore runs a print ad wishing everyone a Happy Eid al-Adha, a holiday of the Religon of Piece (of Arm, of Leg, of Torso). Nary a mention of Christmas, although the conservative civil liberties group, Liberty [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 9:33pm EST
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• A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

  The classic Peanuts TV special. [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 5:13pm EST
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• Palin, Obama Ratings Near Equal

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  Looks like Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama’s tumbling approval ratings will meet Sarah Palin’s rising approval ratings as each continues on its trend. Not that it matters politically because obviously she’s a female Republican dunce and he’s a male Democrat genius. But Sarah Palin’s poll numbers are strengthening. And President Obama’s [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 5:10pm EST
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• Bailing Out The Post Office

  Remember how Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama says we need to use the U.S. Post Office as the guidelines for His government-run health care plan? Well, the Post Office is broke. And losing money faster than the Titanic took on water. And guess who’s gonna be bailing it out? That’s [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 2:06pm EST
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• A New Graduation Requirement?

  The Lifestyle Nazis are now invading colleges and universities in a new way. Mandating students deemed by the proper authorites to be overweight to pass a fitness class before graduating.  PHILADELPHIA (al-AP) – A Pennsylvania university’s requirement that overweight undergraduates take a fitness course to receive their degrees has raised the hackles [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 1:11pm EST
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• Take A Short Drive, Kill A Polar Bear

  This is beyond reprehensible. Using 9/11 imagery to sell the hoax known as global warming. A new shock ad shows polar bears falling from skyscrapers to bloody deaths a la people jumping from the upper floors of the World Trade Center towers on September 11, 2001 because someone took a short [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 1:03pm EST
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• Hit The Strip Club? Lose Your Sick Leave Benefits

  Gotta watch what you post on any social networking site — MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, et al. A woman in Canada out on sick leave due to depression and receiving benefits lost them in a flash because the “depressed” woman posted photos on her Facebook page which showed her having a blast [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 12:13pm EST
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• About That New City Logo

  Got this from Fred at RDW via Twitter. The new logo for Oak Park, Ill., looks like Lady Gaga’s disco stick. From the Chicago Tribune: The new tourism logo for progressive western suburb Oak Park is meant to portray its people as “rebels” and “rule breakers.” Instead, some less sophisticated minds believe the logo’s [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 12:00pm EST
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• Barrett For Governor

  From J. Gravelle via Facebook: [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 9:42am EST
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• Burqa Barbie

  The descent of Western civilization continues through aquiescence to the demands of sharia. It’s Burqa Barbie: No word as to whether the accessories will include M-16s, RPGs and the traditional Middle Eastern suicide belt. Here’s an idiot: The company director of Laird Assessors from The Wirral, Cheshire, said: ‘Bring it on Burkha Barbie, I [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 9:10am EST
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• The Cost Of Dependency

  Via Neal Boortz, a brilliant quote from the late Adrian Rogers: You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not [...]
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  Posted: November 23, 2009, 8:49am EST
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• ‘Show Trial’ Gives Jihadists A Platform

  Rush Limbaugh might call this another “See, I Told You So.” A lawyer for the jihadists granted a show trial by Our Lord and Savior and Attorney General Eric Holder says his clients will use the chance to put their anti-American views on display. NEW YORK (al-AP) – The five men facing [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 11:44am EST
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• More Good-For-Nothing Government Union Workers

  A bunch of union thugs had a hissy fit in Milwaukee County and stayed home on a pretend sick day to protest the decision by the County Board and County Executive Scott Walker to privatize their jobs. One day after the Milwaukee County Board agreed to privatize scores of county housekeepers, [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 11:27am EST
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• Those Government Workers

  This would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic: The picture is from Paul at Berry Laker. Here’s the original caption, which appeared in the Shawano Leader Rick Nuske from SMU hangs a wreath on a pole Wednesday afternoon across from the courthouse in Shawano. Watching are Bill Beyer and Wally Pavc [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 10:47am EST
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• Obama Targeting Sarah Palin

  If the former Alaska governor is such a lightweight that she’s not even considered a credible threat, why is Our Lord and Savior’s political operation, Organizing For America, trying to raise money to target her? Never shy about $eeking money, Democratic President Obama’s Organizing for America is now using the threat [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 10:37am EST
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• Bloody Brunch

  Read about the efforts of two bloggers and Twitter friends, Amy Kant and Sara Conrad, and their efforts to raise money for a good cause through monthly Bloody Brunches on Sundays. On a personal level, Bloody Brunch co-founders Amy Kant and Sara Conrad they hope to try as many Milwaukee Bloody Marys [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 10:23am EST
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• That Day In Dallas

  46 years ago today, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated as he rode in a motorcade through Dallas. Here’s an enhanced look at the famous Zapruder film of the assassination: There’s no question the JFK assassination is one of the watermark events in U.S. History. Almost everyone who was alive at [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 10:11am EST
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• One Hit Wonder

  Another one-hit wonder, Robbie Dupree and Steal Away.     [...]
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  Posted: November 22, 2009, 12:12am EST
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• Suicide Wings

  More insanity hot wings. Adam Richman vs. Suicide Hot Wings in Brooklyn, N.Y.. The rematch of Richman vs. the Suicide Wings aired this week. [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:56pm EST
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• Fire In The Hole Wings

  The World’s Hottest Chicken Wings. Adam Richman vs. Fire In The Hole Wings at the 420 Cafe in Sarasota, Fla. Made with the hottest chile in the world, the Ghost Pepper. I love hot food. I add Dave’s Insanity Sauce to my chili. But even I’m not brave enough to try this. [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:21pm EST
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• Hearing Footsteps

  John McCain may be hearing footsteps. Seems an undeclared candidate is breathing down his neck. Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth, who’s yet to declare his candidacy, is within the margin of error of McCain in a potential Republican primary for the U.S. Senate seat in Arizona in 2010. The latest Rasmussen poll shows [...]
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  Posted: November 20, 2009, 7:48am EST
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• Chuckles The Clown

  One of the funniest sitcom episodes of all time, the death of Chuckles the Clown on The Mary Tyler Moore Show: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants. [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 8:06pm EST
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• Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

  We found someone who isn’t. This guy. Ignorance comes in all shapes and sizes. A lot of it comes from people who accept whatever is said to them because it fits their general belief system. In other words, Kool-Aid drinkers. Common examples are Obama-bots and supporters of Ted Thompson. Another example [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 12:38am EST
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• Random YouTubin’

  Once again, technically not YouTube but DailyMotion. Phil Collins and Something Happened On The Way To Heaven. Watch the dog. The dog makes the whole video: [...]
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  Posted: November 18, 2009, 11:02pm EST
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• Worst. Review. Ever.

  Nawww … no bias on display here. The Washington Compost’s book reviewer admits to not having read Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue then proceeds to write a negative review of it, based completely on her opinion of Palin as lacking in intellect and substance. One commenter suggested a more appropriate title for the [...]
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  Posted: November 17, 2009, 3:51pm EST
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• Wisconsin: Robbing Its Citizens Again

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  As if we didn’t already know that … What with the high sales taxes, the stadium tax, the painful state income tax, rising taxes on small businesses, the iPod tax, the garbage collection fees, et al., you can add another item to the cost of doing business in Wisconsin. Via the MacIver [...]
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  Posted: November 16, 2009, 4:33pm EST
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• The Impact Of Porkulus In Michigan

  Not just FAIL. Epic FAIL. Even the Detroit Free Press is in agreement, since no jobs in a state devasted by the deepening recession have been saved, let alone created. WASHINGTON — Seven months into the massive federal stimulus program, the vast majority of government grants, contracts and loans in Michigan so [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 3:05pm EST
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• Giuliani On The NYC 9/11 Trial Decision

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  America’s Mayor, Rudy Giuliani, took to the Sunday morning talk shows to emphatically denounce the ludicrous decision by Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama and his Muslim terrorist appeasing attorney general, Eric Holder, to bring Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other 9/11 jihadists to New York City near the site [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 1:46pm EST
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• State-Run Media Goes Rogue On Palin

  The state-run media is hard at work: Not surprisingly, al-Associated Press “fact checks” the pre-release copy of Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue, set to be released on Tuesday. And gets it wrong. Here’s the al-AP analysis via Breitbart. Mark Steyn fact checks the fact checkers and finds them, well, lacking in facts and competent [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 11:07am EST
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• September 10th? Worse Than That

  Andrew McCarthy writes that in the wake of the Fort Hood massacre, the United States may be headed to a world ever worse than “September 10th America.” Why? Because (1) the military is now stressing diversity over gettng rid of potential jihadists and other misfits in its midst and (2) the [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 10:08am EST
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• Lindsey Grahamnesty Tanks In SC

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  This is good news for those of us sick of sellouts in the Republican Party. Sen. Lindsey Grahamnesty (RINO-S.C.) is in trouble in the Palmetto State. Big trouble. From FitsNews via CQ Politics Political Wire : Sen. Lindsey Graham’s public support is collapsing in South Carolina – driven by a wholesale revolt among the GOP [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:27am EST
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• Obama Bows To Japanese Emperor

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  Yes, Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama put on yet another display of submission to a foreign leader by bowing to the symbolic emperor of Japan. From Noel Sheppard at NewsBusters comes this image and commentary: This photo will get Democrat President Obama a lot of approving nods in Japan this weekend, [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:16am EST
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• The ‘Personal Carbon Allowance’

  Coming to Great Britain. Coming soon to America? Everyone in Britain should have an annual carbon ration and be penalised if they use too much fuel, the head of the Environment Agency will say. Lord Smith of Finsbury believes that implementing individual carbon allowances for every person will be the most effective [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 9:05am EST
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• Climate Change Agreement Hits Dead-End

  From Noel Sheppard at NewsBusters comes good news: the proposed world agreement on global warming climate change at the Copenhagen summit next month. The decision represents a huge setback to the Obama administration’s goal of passing a cap and trade bill this year, which conversely is great news for virtually every [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 8:56am EST
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• Back-Door Gun Control

  Might the Obama administration be looking at using government-run health care to sidestep the Second Amendment and impose new gun control restrictions by defining gun violence as a public health issue? Investor’s Business Daily thinks so. More than a decade ago Congress, seeing it as a backdoor assault on the 2nd Amendment [...]
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  Posted: November 15, 2009, 8:51am EST
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• Freedom

  Ronald Reagan said it: Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 7:53am EST
  by The Underground Conservative

• Weekend YouTubin

  Well, technically this is DailyMotion, since YouTube didn’t have the video I wanted. My favorite Bon Jovi song, Living On A Prayer: [...]
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  Posted: November 14, 2009, 12:17am EST
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• The Sea Of Red Ink Swells

  Gee, just when we figured the economic news couldn’t get much worse … The budget deficit for the first month of Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama’s first full budget is bigger than even the White House thought it would be. WASHINGTON — The federal government kicked off fiscal year 2010 by [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 11:59am EST
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• Here Comes Da Judge

  Wonder if the Obama administration will bring this guy in to be the judge in the civilian show trials of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other 9/11 jihadists … [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:33am EST
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• Excerpts From ‘Going Rogue’

  From Drudge via Sister Toldjah: Some excerpts from the highly anticipated Sarah Palin tome (that’s book, for those of you who graduated from Racine Unified) due to be released next week, and already a No. 1 bestseller: Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin Chapter Four; Section 8, pages 255-257 By the third week [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 10:25am EST
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• Tweet Of The Day

  From Doctor Zero of Hot Air’s The Green Room: Great ironic ending for the KSM saga: he walks away from a botched trial, but is immediately imprisoned for failing to buy health insurance. [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 9:03am EST
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• Obama Orders A Show Trial

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  Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama has ordered that the mastermind of the September 11th attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, be brought to New York City, one of the sites of those attacks, for a civilian trial. WASHINGTON — Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, alleged mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 8:43am EST
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• The Iceman Cometh

  A man without passion. Cool, detatched, almost robotic at times. That pretty much sums up Our Lord and Savior Barack Hussein Obama, according to a British writer, who uses the word bloodless as well. The Telegraph’s Toby Harnden refers to The Messiah’s “My Pet Goat” moment, the light-hearted banter and his ever-present [...]
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  Posted: November 13, 2009, 8:01am EST
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• Quote Of The Day

  “There is no distinctly American criminal class, except Congress.” — Mark Twain (1835-1910) [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 7:19am EST
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• Fort Hood Jihadist Just Another Victim

  Right on cue, the state-run media starts making excuses for Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who attacked Fort Hood. It wasn’t a terrorist attack. It was just another case of workplace violence. Hasan’s murder spree appears, however, to be much more about seeking vengeance for personal mistreatment than spreading terror to advance [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 6:36am EST
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• Wisconsin’s Budget Trainwreck

  This is hardly a Top Ten list we’d want to make here in Wisconsin, but it’s hardly surprising given the lack of leadership in the governor’s mansion and the Legislature over the past seven years. Wisconsin’s budgetary mess is among the 10 worst in the nation, according to a new report. Wisconsin [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 6:23am EST
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• Declaring War On The 2nd Amendment

  Looks like the Obama administration may be declaring war on Americans’ God-given Second Amendment rights to own firearms. Front No. 1: Our Lord and Savior has indicated His support for an international treaty giving foreign nations the right to establish gun ownership restrictions in the United States. WASHINGTON (al-Reuters) – The United [...]
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  Posted: November 12, 2009, 11:10pm EST
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• The First Guy To Make $20M For A Movie Hates Capitalism

  From Jim Treacher on Twitter via Mark Steyn at The Corner: Jim Carrey was the first actor to make $20 million for a movie. The fact that his new version of A Christmas Carol is pretty much a box office bomb has left him bitter. Guess what he blames? Capitalism. Carrey is following in [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:42pm EST
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• Lindsey Grahamnesty Censured

  Good. It’s about freaking time. The Republican Party of Charleston County took the unusual step of passing a resolution of censureship against Sen. Lindsey Grahamnesty, the RINO Senator from South Carolina. County Chairwoman Lin Bennett said the unanimous vote “is an effort to get his attention. They (party leaders) are just fed up, [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:23pm EST
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• Evaluating Terrorists

  From Glenn McCoy via Townhall.com. How the Obama administration evaluates potential terrorists: [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 7:39pm EST
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• In Remembrance

  On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, the guns fell silent. The end of World War I, or the War to End All Wars. Formerly known as Armistice Day, November 11 is now known as Veterans Day. We remember all who served and are serving today. [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 10:00am EST
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• Steele’s Foot In Mouth Disease

  Geez, can’t the Republican National Committee find someone as a chairman that isn’t an embarrassment? Michael Steele did it again, this time playing the Democrats’ race card for them by claiming his own party is a bunch of racists that are even afraid of him as a black man. The Republican chairman [...]
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  Posted: November 11, 2009, 6:52am EST
  by The Underground Conservative

• DC Jihadist Executed

  One of the two Muslim terrorists who conducted a jihad attack on the Washington, D.C., area in 2002 has assumed room temperature courtesy of the state of Virginia. John Allen Muhammed, unrepentant jihadist, took the Eternal Celestial Dirt Nap via lethal injection. JARRATT, Va. (al-AP) – John Allen Muhammad, the mastermind behind [...]
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  Posted: November 10, 2009, 10:32pm EST
  by The Underground Conservative